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Romeo and Romeo by hamsterduck
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Stan always liked the idea of saving a damsel in distress. But his thought on saving a damsel was quickly shifted when a certain blonde boy waltzed into Stan's arms. Which not only gave Stan an identity crisis, but a whole new drama that South Park High School would eat up like crazy.
Boy Band Fever by hamsterduck
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Fingerbang is the American Boyband of the decade. Coming from rags all the way to riches and captivating young girls hearts and making them swoon with their incredible looks and outstanding voices. They sped their way to the top of the Music Chart's and are now going on an around the world tour. Though Boyband's usually have a squeaky-clean background and image with millions of devoted fangirl's and fanboy's a like, who says Fingerbang does? From Cheating, Twitter Allegations, Attempted Murder, Vandalism, Manslaughter, Murder by Proxy, Enforced Cannibalism, Animal Abuse, Drug Possession, Illegal Downloading, Underage Smoking, Underage Drinking and Alcoholism, Underage Drug Use, Drug Abuse, Endangerment, Medical Neglect, Burglary and Theft. Follow Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick through their wonderful journey of fame and to their apparent downfall that will soon come throughout time.
One for The Money, Two for The Show by hamsterduck
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"I love you honey. I'm ready, I'm ready to go."
Beautiful Stranger by hamsterduck
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"It's fate we collided right then back there."
The Drug in Me is You by hamsterduck
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It's been thirty-two years since Stan Marsh and Leopold Stotch have run away, leaving nothing but a poorly written note behind. Thirty-two years of confusion and worry from nobody other than forty-nine year old Kyle Broflovski. Life has moved on and things have changed. Yet, throughout those thirty-two years, he keeps his phone number the same. Still waiting for that unexpected phone call from Stan, telling him that he's okay, that he's safe, and most importantly; Where he is. Everybody told him to give up. That it was never going to happen because Stan and Butters were gone for good. But he could never give it up. It was only when his wife dropped those divorce papers on the coffee table in front of him that he found himself starting to give up on the hope of his childhood bestfriend ever calling. That is until his phone rings. The number is unknown, but Kyle answers it nonetheless.. (A Sequel to Romeo and Romeo)
 Closer With Cow-Shit by hamsterduck
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Stan Marsh, who is a part of the famous Boy-Band of the decade: Fingerbang. As famous as Stan is, he does have his flaws and after a load of internet Twitter drama between his (current) Reality TV Star girlfriend: Wendy Testaburger. The Fingerbang manager, Mickey Mouse, sends Stan on an internet free vacation at the Stotch's little Farming House on the outskirts of a little town called South Park. While there, Stan will learn how to quit being stubborn and spoiled. Also learning how hard, hard labor really is and even getting to see some strange things he's never really seen before unless it was on TV. He might even make some new interests and might even allow himself to fall head over heels into the mud for a simple young, Southern Farmer.