━━━━━ male!husband x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader ↳ ❝ LET'S GET MARRIED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. ❞ || In a huge drunken blunder, you end up finding yourself married to a handsome stranger. Moving in together seems like the next logical step, but hey, what's a marriage without its fair share of marital woes? HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in humor #1 in satire #1 in crack

━━━━━ yandere!emperor x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!butler!reader ↳ ❝ GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOYALTY. ❞ || Your first mistake was pledging loyalty to a bloodthirsty Emperor. Your second mistake was allowing him to indulge you in his twisted affections. OR | In which you grow into an adult with the future Emperor attached to your hip. HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in xreader #1 in malereader #1 in male #1 in yandere #1 in childhood #1 in boyslove #1 in bilsdungroman #1 in gore #4 in bl 500k READS REACHED 27 MARCH 2025

"ever the displeasure of seeing your ugly mug, vice captain." "shame that ya love smoochin' this ugly mug, ain't it?" - you and the third division's vice captain had been seemingly at each others throats ever since you've become general officers, but no one knows of the lingering touches and passionate kisses you share in the dead of night. [hoshina soshiro x gn!reader] tags !! : gn!reader ; manga spoilers !! ; kinda slow burn ; secret relationship (?) ; mildly suggestive scenes ; situationship sort of ; mentions of violence ; reader is a little grumpy pants; hoshina is SOOO annoying art credit : @mikeekakiaka2 on twitter note : HOSHINA FUKU TAICHOUUUUUUUU i love hoshina thank the lord for the kaiju no 8 anime bc now i get more DELICIOUS hoshina fanart. also why dont people who write for hoshina ever write in his kansai ben that was literally my favorite part I NEED IT I AM A STARVED MAN

━━━━━ yandere!emperor x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!advisor!reader ↳ ❝ YOU ARE MY ADVISOR. THAT MEANS YOU WILL BE WITH ME UNTIL DEATH DO US PART. ❞ || After Y/n reincarnates into the popular novel [The Grand Duke Is My Lover], he decides to be completely uninvolved in the plot and live a normal, unassuming life. On the way while leaving his household, Y/n bumps into a wounded, mysterious man whom he decides to save-that turns out to be the cruel and elusive Emperor of the nation, Dion Astler. What Y/n hadn't foreseen was that his peaceful life would be disrupted by the wild and twisted obsession that the Emperor had for him-and instead of being trapped in a novel, he is now trapped in a twisted web of love! HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in mlm #1 on historical #1 in male #2 in yandere #5 in original

Somehow, a narcoleptic transmigrator is working as a stablehand in the Henituse County. That's fine, there's no way Cale would care enough about this random boy working with the horses, right? He can just stay here unnoticed, never getting involved with the story... Agh, if he knew he'd transmigrate, he would've at least read more of it first! - Trash of the Count's Family (TOTCF) / Lout of the Count's Family (LOTCF) Fanfiction. I don't own TCF/LCF, this is just fan fiction. WARNINGS: CASUAL DEPICTIONS OF SELF HARM, MURDER, AND IMPLIED/REFERENCED RAPE/NONCON* READ AT OWN RISK. *Implied/Reference Sexual Assault occurs at Chapters 11 and 20. Emphasis on 'implied' as it does not occur in text, just in dialogue and context clues.

[ 드럭시 ] ; something whole on the outside, but rotten inside; of timber, having decay in the heartwood. ✦┆ 𝗛𝗮𝘇𝗯𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗹 𝘅 𝗗𝗼𝘂𝗺𝗮!𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 ❝𝘐 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘶𝘱, 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘺, 𝘐 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥. 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭, 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘭, 𝘐 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘶𝘱, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯!❞ ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Immortal life is everything you could ever ask for when you're destined to die at any moment. But is it really worth it if you can't comprehend simple gestures and acts such as emotions? Emotions are what drive people to a sane state. However, those who cannot understand such simple emotions are destined to go insane. 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, a once powerful, immortal being strided along the paths of earth, wreaking havoc upon innocent lives until her very last breath. Being killed by a mortal was quite something for the once immortal; she completely underestimated the willpower of one's motivations. With that said, the once immortal must face her crimes in the deepest depths of hell to atone for them, or will she still wreak havoc upon sinners who have done wrong in their lives too? ─────────────────────────────── 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒; graphic description, dark themes, gore. ©-FLWERKAWA | plot ©-SEMI-HIATUS

DISCONTINUED "ℋ𝒾𝓈 ℯ𝓎ℯ𝓈 𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓁𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝒶𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒽ℯ𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝒸ℴ𝓁𝒹" ____ (𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ) ____ 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

❝𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐒 𝐈𝐍, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃.❞ Being formed just to be a plaything was no fun. Yet it seemed she was enamored when her toy became much more than entertainment. It was only fair she shared him, too.  ‿̩͙‿‿̩͙‿‿̩͙‿ ༺ ♰ ༻ ‿̩͙‿‿̩͙‿‿̩͙‿ ♰MALE!READER

Taka is a witch's cat, a familiar. When his owner died it was his job to find another witch, or be given to a witch, and continue that cycle for immortal years- But Taka is sick of it! This bitter cat didn't want to be the slave of witches or demons any longer. He's a cat, he deserves to be treated like royalty! But wars are always out among races and the land continues to become a bloody battlefield. Even so, in a desperate attempt to escape the fate of being a lackey, he came upon an injured warlock. - " So, if I save your ugly breath will you let me freeload until you die?" "Of course, I'd even give you a castle." くコ:彡

. ×--×--× × Meanings × × "not having communication with the outside world; not participating in society:I sometimes fantasize about a solitary, off-grid life, far away from humanity" -In Slang usage × × "Adjective: Isolated, not connected to a publicly available communication or electrical network. incommunicado. offline. disconnected" -Calling someone "Off Grid" × × "By living off-grid, you reconnect with nature through supplying your own power, water and even growing your own food." -Living "Off Grid" × ×--×--× .