"Darling, Darling, Darling, Darling. Why did you shoot yourself in the foot again?" The umbrella academy season 1 Five Hargreeves x Male OC

❝ 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐃𝐎𝐆 𝘈𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘌𝘚 ❞ Micah Saint-Darlene was a victim devote to the faith that starved him. ❝ Hear my prayer, Lord, listen to my cry for help; do not be deaf to my weeping. I dwell with you as a foreigner, a stranger, as all my ancestors were. ❞ divine-violence/03.23.24

❝ 𝐦𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐬 ❞ in which you go back in time with your husband to help him stop the apocalypse he's been working his entire life to prevent. NUMBER FIVE / MALE READER

"Why would you punch the Handler?" "Cause she's a bitch" "Took you long enough to realize that" Alex had been a perfect soldier, a perfect weapon for far too long. And when his life derails after Five Hargreeves shows up at the Commission, finally someone better than him, he wasn't jealous (ok maybe a little). Though he didn't expect everything to turn out the way it did

"I don't have time for a dog!" "Woof!" -𖧷- In which, Jason Knights is one of the 43 children born on October 1, 1989. While running away from animal control, he runs into Number Five -literally- and accidentally time travels with him Into a time where they're the only living beings left on earth. This is the beginning of the friendship between a dog-boy, a time-boy, and a mannequin. And possibly more. ꕥDedicated to Carmenꕥ Highest ranks: #1 in 'The Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Number Five' #1 in 'lgbtpride' #1 in 'Umbrella Academy' •Cover by @-eclipxze !• © coolwhenurbatman | 2021 | the umbrella academy | boyxboy

In which Wayne Hargreeves comes back to his family.