SFW. Born into a conservative Christian family, Richard Birchum was taught all the things he needed to know at a young age: God doesn't like people who aren't like him. Elliott Karponzi is quite the opposite. Fun, accepting parents. Or so Birchum thinks. After years of repressed feelings, Birchum is set to face one of his biggest problems: his feelings for his fellow male co-worker, Karponzi. How will he deal with feelings he's repressed since he was young? how will Karponzi deal with his love and hate for conservative Birchum? And will Birchum behave like God wants him to? Like his parents want him to? AUTHOR NOTE: -Birchum is not married in this AU. I stan Wendi too much for her heart to be broken again. (i also fucking hate Jeanie so much i refuse to write her in) -Based off the Daily Wire's animated adult sitcom "Mr. Birchum". -Most of this fanfic is taken from direct episodes. This means theres not a lot of actual Karbirchum in the first few parts, and I do apologise for that. -The ages are changed in this AU. Karponzi is around mid-30's. Birchum is mid 40's. A rough estimate is 35-38 for Karponzi, 40-45 for Birchum. -I honestly put a lot of effort into this. I had to watch every episode of this god awful show up to like chapter 13 or whatever idk. votes and esp comments are greatly appreciated! written by PoetryL0v3r. Kenna, Kenna's self, or they/her pronouns.

A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters, Jyle, Tyde, Cryle, Kyutters, Jimtim, Twenny, Steek, Bratters, K2, Twutters, Carters, Dip, Taren (Tricia x Karen), Trenters, Fike, Kenman, Bendy, Cryde. I dont ship all of these but tbh im just a sucker for any south park ship. Will do any requests so don't be afraid to ask! Im honestly so surprised anyone likes this like fr I didn't even think I would have one. You guys are awesome ☺

Noah and Sid are both in a psych ward. And they HATE eachother. But after one breaks out,will thwy fall for each other? (ORIGINAL CHARATERS!!!!!! DONT STEAL!!!!!!) {Im so sorry if this doesnt make sense.]

I have nothing to do with my life anyway here is this. I finally came up with a name and book cover like 3 chapters into the story 😭😭😭 Also no preview of the story 4 u 😌 (USED TO BE A STORY IS NOW A ONESHOTS BOOK HAHA ENJOY!)