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The Witch and the Dragon - Beta by lemedlock
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Dragons like princesses. Everyone knows that. But the kingdom of Teana is pretty lacking in maids of the royal variety - which must be why Alannah finds herself tied to a pole, surrounded by sheep, and in the most ridiculous white dress she's ever seen. Only she's not a princess; she's a witch. And she's not interested in being another notch on this dragon's belt. All she wants is get back to her Grandmother's shop, and back to her normal life. But she's days from home, and her only assistance is a blundering knight-in-training, a recently captured slave - and the dragon, who follows them around like a curious puppy. A large, dangerous puppy that can look human whenever it chooses - yeah, she's definitely in trouble. BETA/DRAFT: All rights reserved. Visit www.lemedlock.com for information on upcoming stories.
Destiny's Tethers by pencilorstylus
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Born an omega into the strongest pack in the forest, Olwen Adams was fated to the Alpha's son and to become the Luna of the Silver Arrow Pack. But her fated mate and her future position were both taken from her by another she-wolf. Salvaging her pride, she chose to leave her home and become a rogue. Alpha Landon Cartwright had lost his fated mate before he'd even started leading the Moon River Pack. After the rejection, he'd thrown himself into his work, ignoring any attempts by others to find him a Luna. A year ago, he thought he'd found someone who interested him only to find she was mated to another-so why was she suddenly surviving alone and near his pack borders? #1 in omega (2 May 2024) #2 in wolf (8 May 2024) #1 in choices (14 May 2024) #1 in mates (2 June 2024) #1 in omegaverse (2 June 2024) #1 in packs (2 June 2024) #1 in werewolf (17 July 2024) #1 in cheating (31 July 2024)
The Sleepy Princess Loves The Cold Duke by cocopuffs9
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BOOK ONE of the ~Imperfect Princess' Series~ ⚠️TW: minor depictions of SA. Read with care! "What is she doing?" The Duke stood in his bedroom door frame, eyeing the lump under his comforter. Steven, peaked around the door frame. The sight before him was so unbelievable he wasn't sure if he should say it out loud. "Um, sire I believe she is sleeping." ••• The romantic and adventurous life of the cold hearted Duke, Loki Frost and his fiancé, Princess Poppy Lullaby. Princess Poppy is the 12th princess of the Lullaby Kingdom. She is an introvert who loves two things in this world. Experimenting with her potions and sleep! She also hates two things of this world. Boring places and boring people. Sadly, she grew up surrounded by both. And now she is suddenly being put in an arranged engagement with the most boring person in the world! Loki Frost. A workaholic who spends his life in the office. But as the days go by Poppy is learning that Loki is a lot less boring than it seems. Monster attacks, betrayal, scheming enemies, and hidden secrets seem to push these two farther apart. But also closer together? The Sleepy Princess Loves the Cold Duke, a fantasy romance. ••• Started: July 21, 2022 10:50pm Finished: July 25, 2022 7:00pm ••• NONE of the art in this book is mine! This is an ORIGINAL novel that is UNEDITED!! ••• Achievements: #1 historical #1 duke #1 frost #1 magicalcreatures #1 sliceoflife #1 sleep #1 princess #1 monarchy #1magician #1 swordandsorcery #1 villain #2 nosmut #3 poppy #4 wizardsandwitches #5 magic #6 romance #13 lullaby #13 potions
Claws & Crochet by LCRomance
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Zoey Gunner never visits Pine Falls, Colorado, her mother's mysterious hometown. But when Zoey's estranged grandmother passes away, the crafty crocheter volunteers to venture into the unknown to clean out the woman's cabin. Besides, she needs some distance from a set of lovingly overbearing brothers. A chance to prove her independence. But when an unclear flyer lands Zoey and her balls of yarn in the middle of a motorcycle club's bar, she becomes tangled with the residents of Pine Falls. One handsome biker in particular seems hell bent on tying her up in knots. Warner Jameson wants Zoey. She smells like the perfect mate with a side of maple syrup and her laughter is the sweetest sound he's ever heard. When the woman appears in the Dark Moon Riders' bar toting a bag of crafts and showing no fear toward the mass of intimidating bikers, it's all Warner can do to keep from kneeling at her feet. The problem is, not only is Zoey an out-of-towner, she's human. And he's...not. Unwilling to let his supernatural secret ruin his happiness, Warner decides to show Zoey just how lovable a monster can be. It helps that she needs rescuing a time or two. But what start out as unlucky accidents, soon become clear actions of sabotage against the woman he's falling for. Someone in Pine Falls doesn't want Zoey sticking around. Asking her to stay is dangerous but leaving means a broken heart... *Note: this story has not been professionally edited. Sorry for any typos!
Untouched ✔ by _salacious
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"Y-you," she stuttered, staring at the handsome man sitting on the sleek black throne, "you're..." He rolled his eyes, waving his hand impatiently and said, "Hades. Come on, say it with me. Ha-des." "Hades," Ariel breathed out, still not believing the sight before her. Every picture she had seen of the gods had not depicted Hades' beauty. The god sitting before her was not a crusty old man with a white beard; no, he was a Calvin Klein model. "Yes," Hades clasped his hands together and grimaced, "the God of Death and riches; that's me." Ariel nodded, still refusing to believe but knowing she had to and Hades' grimace turned even bitter, "And you, darling, will be staying with me for quite some time." ~*~ Cover: _nymphomaniac Published: 8/6/14
Sweetest Amore by _amorist_
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❝ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ ᴄᴀᴘᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴀᴍᴏʀᴇ❞ • • • "I'm gonna make you fall in love with me." • • • ⇥ ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴘᴀɢᴇ. • • • Sequel to 'Bittersweet Amore' - CAN'T be read as a standalone ᴀʟʟ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴏᴜɢʜ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅʀᴀꜰᴛꜱ
Bittersweet Amore by _amorist_
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❝ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ ᴄᴀᴘᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀʙʏꜱɪᴛᴛᴇʀ❞ • • • "Why make me fall in love with you?" • • • ⇥ ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴘᴀɢᴇ. • • • ᴀʟʟ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴏᴜɢʜ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅʀᴀꜰᴛꜱ
His Darling Shrew |18+ (His Darling Series #2) by Luna_Moon135
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Thellia, who escaped her supposed arranged marriage wanted a fresh start with her new life in the neighboring kingdom, living as as a commoner. However, her peaceful days ended when Lyle started to bother her. The young man held a bet with his friends. "Watch me conquer that shrew within the next three months. Then, you'll see her cry, begging me to take her back like all women did." He, who likes to toy with hearts. She, who didn't believe in hearts. But it seems like it was him who came crying and begging for her instead. ________________ #1 count (1/11/22) #1 noble (1/13/22) #1 player (4/4/22) #1 coquette (1/20/22) #1 shrew (1/26/22) #1 aristocrat (5/30/22) #2 adult-content (4/4/22) #2 lovestory (6/5/22) #4 historical (3/16/22) #5 smutmaybe (1/24/22) #5 nobility (2/10/22) #7 adult-content (11/11/21)
His Darling Witch |18+ (His Darling Series #1) by Luna_Moon135
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Rosette, who only intended to help the handsome stranger, was bewildered when he refused to part ways from her. A kind and beautiful witch. And a dashing war knight. Rosette who saved the injured knight, made a deal with him to help her with her daily burden as payment for saving him. She had intended for it to only last for a good four weeks before sending him home. But the more time they spend together, the more Reagan grew clingy and touchy of her. The knight who was feared in the battlefield, took every chance he got and took every time he has to be with her. And when the settled day came, Reagan refused to let go of Rosette. Refusing to leave her side, he made sure to make her his. _______ #1 adult-content (11/1/21) #1 cottagecore (10/19/21) #1 knight (11/13/21) #1 viscount (11/24/21) #1 nobility (12/7/31) #1 knighthood (12/9/21) #1 historical (1/8/22) #3 saviour (2/14/22) #3 fantasy-romance (2/14/22) #4 lovestory (2/10/22) #4 submissive (2/18/22) #6 historicalromance (6/13/22) #10 savior (12/5(21) #10 possessive (2/6/21) #11 witch (2/6/21) #15 love (1/10/22) #15 magic (2/2/22) #33 smutmaybe (12/13/21)
The Shadow of Beauty by Fire-Redhead
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Kendrick, The Gray Shadow, is a notorious, man-eating giant who defends his forest from all who dare to trespass his domain. That is until a winged fae named Twillow is banished from her magical realm and dropped into Kendrick's forest. Taken with her beauty and gentle nature, Kendrick and Twillow form an unlikely friendship. But soon Kendrick finds himself behaving and feeling differently when he's with her as her radiant light pierces the darkness long held in his hearts. Will he be able to tell her how he really feels, or will their differences be insurmountable? A story of developing friendships, fantasy adventure, and impossible relationships