SpriteSaviour-
Kyle has to move to New Jersey with his family because his mom thought the kids at school were a bad influence on him, and to practice their Jewish religion better. Whilst Stan is devastated that Kyle has to leave and even understands it slightly, one night he gets drunk and lashes out at Kyle's mom, cursing her out and everything. So, that doesn't settle right with Kyle's family, and they end up moving a couple weeks earlier than their originally planned date - thing is, Kyle wasn't allowed to tell Stan. About ten years pass and Kyle is 18 (yes, the beginning takes place at the age of the actual series), and Kyle finally returns back to South Park - back to Stan. How will things end?
This story includes sweating, alcohol and drug mention, vulgar language & jokes, sexual mention, (maybe) occasional smut scenes, fluff, and angst.