This is an inanimate insanity AU that one, they're humanized, and two, Baseball had a very huge, huge crush on Nickel. It was very... intoxicating if you will. baseball knew nickel was right for him, it was only common sense! So he'd need to love him back no matter what... Right?... (BTW They are not on the show in this AU, Soo yeah! Just if you were wondering