Come on down to South Park, let me ship you with: Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, and everyone else who stays in the small, white-trash town of South Park! REQUESTS OPEN

all in the title. i do the following kiddos: - stan marsh - kyle broflovski - kenny mccormick - eric cartman - craig tucker - tweek tweak - wendy testaburger - bebe stevens - token black - butters stotch - clyde donovan - jimmy valmer

HEY! -- In this One-Shot book. ➡ The Characters are TEENAGERS (15-18) ➡ There WILL be cussing and SOMETIMES heavy themes. ➡ There WON'T be Lemon/Smut. ➡ MAKE ME A SANDWICH! ➡ GIMME SANDWICH >:( ➡ 🥪🥪🥪 RAAAAAH! -- Reader is Female, BUT you can change it because you're super cool <3 -- (2023/08/17) -- The first few oneshots are terrible 💀 I'm so sorry. (2023/12/04) -- I hate my writing. I hate it. God, I actually hate it so much. (2023/12/05) -- "Wah wah waaah" that's all I hear from (2023/12/04) lmaooo 🥱 (2024/06/09) - I MADE A NEW BOOK. BESTIE, GO READ THAT ONE. -- 「Requests?」 - Closed (for now!) -- 「Stuff I try to write」 - Fluff - Angst - Fantasy? - Comedy - Weirdness - Silliness! (We like it weird and silly :3) -- 「Updates?」 - I MAY START A NEW BOOK! - A NEW SP X READER. - STAY TUNED, BESTIE! - MWAAAHAA 😈 (slow as heck) - I'M FLAPPING AROU-- (Just gimme a moment) - PLEASE HELP IT REALLY HURTS - HEEEEELP -- 「Broflov」🔥 - Is stealing your fridge :) - your fridge is gone - no more fridge for you, Bestie. -- 「BESTIE RULES」‼️ - Pressing that 'READ' button automatically makes you my Bestie. - I don't care if your hand slipped - You LEGALLY have to give me the keys to your house 🥰 - I'M JOKING-- - BESTIE, PUT THOSE AWAY! -- SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER. I ONLY OWN THESE ONESHOTS. PLEASE DON'T BREAK DOWN MY DOOR. -- 「Top Rankings!」 #1 - SOUTHPARK (🥳)

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