A SIMON AND BAZ FANFICTION (SEQUEL TO CARRY ON): The World of Mages has never been better since the death of the Insidious Humdrum and with it, the growth of the 'dead spots' scattered around Britain. Simon Snow is currently taking courses at university, but still has no idea what to do with his life. Magic surrounds him everyday, and he can't help but miss it more and more. No one could understand his pain, not Baz, the love of his life nor Penelope, his closest friend. So when he finds a way to bring his magic back, he decides to tackle this problem on his own, in true Simon style, inevitably causing disastrous results.

This has a lot of creepy pastas, so... Enjoy! Also this is a warning, if you don't want to read realy long scary stories, then leave, because this book has a lot of long scary stories. Also If you do not like scary stories, then don't read. Thank you I did not write any of these... P.S. Try reading it in the dark...

Sequel to Teenager posts. Don't die of too much laughter, I don't want to go to jail early... Seriously, don't.

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.