BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Aurora Hawthorne never meant to fall for her best friend, Sebastian Sallow, but a month before graduation, under a full moon and drunken confessions, an intimate night shifts their friendship. But one kiss turned into nights, into a lifetime she never told him about. Tags to know: #bestfriendstolovers, #adults, #hiddenpregnancy, #miscommunication, #sebastianasadad, #children, #eventualsmut

England, 1899. It had been six years since Eloise had last set foot in Hogwarts, something she hadn't planned to do again- but with new threats on the horizon and someone greedy for her power, she finds herself forced to revisit the old castle. Tormented by Ancient Magic, ever a curse to her existence, it's her task to fight a new battle and uncover long hidden secrets in the process. Sebastian and Eloise drifted apart in their sixth year, when she was no longer able to keep him from pursuing the Dark Arts and the cure he so desperately seeks. Betrayed and bitter, she wants nothing to do with him once their paths cross again-but with danger and a darkness of her own looming over her head, she might have to get used to having him around again. _________________________________________ A SebastianxFMC fanfiction set 8 years after the end of Hogwarts Legacy. This fanfiction is a slowburn romance and while there are smutty chapters in the future, it will take a while to get there. It has a lot of angst, tension and a heavy plot. (eventual) Trigger warnings; explicit language, explicit scenes, sexual scenes, descriptions of death, descriptions of injuries, character death.

//"We were two sides of the same coin, he and I. But he was never brave enough to flip it."// 3 years after the events of 1891 following Ranrok and Rookwood's demise and the dismantling of their uneasy alliance, the cracks they made in the Highlands still need mending. Sera, 'The Hero of Hogwarts' , is trying to do just that, all the while wrestling with her own self-discovery in the wake of the losses she has suffered. Meanwhile, rumors float that Ominous Gaunt has returned from his travels with new companions, and no one has seen or heard from his friend Sebastian Sallow since the start of sixth-year. What happened to these once rising stars?

Cassandra Darque takes revenge on her parents' murderers with the help of her tutor. She flees to Hogwarts to escape the authorities and the hostile rivals of her grandmother's clan. She meets Sebastian Sallow and her moral compass is put to the test again. Her hiding place does not remain hidden for long and hostile forces conspire against her and her friends. Decisions have to be made, but will she manage to keep the Equilibrium? Or will she drift back into the darkness and take Sebastian with her? The first four chapters are introductory/ backstory stuff. Seb will be awaiting you in the fifth chapter. (please bare with me, while I'm figuring out how to post accordingly on here :D )

Dark Ominis Gaunt Romance | Read Trigger Warnings on First Page | Cecelia Lockhart sealed away the Final Repository as a Seventh Year with Ancient Magic. However, sealing the repository came with a high price. One that left her relationship with Ominis in ruins. Five years later, she spends all of her time throwing herself into cases with the resident rake known as Sebastian Sallow. She's able to avoid her feelings for Ominis and what happened that night until two mysterious time travelers show up in London. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are desperate to destroy the Final Repository which a goblin from the future finds. Largok was able to harvest the power like Ranrock once did and has enslaved Wizardkind. Draco and Hermione are desperate to enter the Repository and save their future, but they need Cecelia's help. And Ominis Gaunt, resident psychopath who has it out for Cecelia, refuses to help. He hold both the Keeper's wand and clues from Isidora's journal about how to harness the power that he would rather die than give to Cecelia. |Explicit Spice|

Wizarding Britain is poised to take a dangerous step backward as the vote on the Purity Act draws near. Amidst growing political tension and his family's legacy hanging over him like an executioner's axe, all Ominis Gaunt wants is to complete his phD and keep his head above the churning tides of darkness that threaten to pull him under. When the youngest and only daughter of the Surya empire's royal family saunters into his life with her sunny smile and razor-sharp wit, Ominis' world is somehow pulled together and turned upside down. Princess Miradevi Surya Lakshmi upends his chaos in a manner he grows to adore beyond measure, and for a moment, everything feels like it could go right. However, Mira's title does not grant her immunity from the scrutiny that accompanies being a Muggleborn. Miradevi and Ominis are caught right in the middle as internal tensions in the Ministry grow into a hostile coup. Between his thesis, a budding romance with a princess, and a conspiracy that could take down the British wizarding government, Ominis faces choices that could make the atrocities he has endured throughout his life worth it. Or, he could lose everything he ever loved.

She's not supposed to be here-not this late, not this loud, and definitely not in Gryffindor. The Crouch family is ancient, noble, and obsessed with tradition. Emily? Not so much. She arrives at Hogwarts four years behind, cloaked in secrets and wielding a mysterious magic no one understands. From sneaking into the Forbidden Forest to chasing chaos with a more haunted Professor Fig, Emily is anything but a typical Crouch. She's a rule-breaker, a people-pleaser, and-worst of all-a Gryffindor. --- A Hogwarts Legacy retelling that deepens familiar characters, sharpens the stakes, and reimagines the story through the eyes of someone who was never supposed to be part of it.

Draco Malfoy is hiding a secret. He's a vampire. Turned during the Battle of Hogwarts, he's been living off donated blood, and discovering different ways to hide his 'condition' for the past six years. He was content to wallow in self-loathing until a rogue vampire attacks the blood vaults at St. Mungos. How's a vampire supposed to live with a blood shortage? Not in this economy. In an effort to fix Vampire-Wizard relations and make his life easier, Draco needs the support of the Ministry. Only issue? It means he has to work with Hermione Granger who is severely overworked and (surprisingly) not his biggest fan. She doesn't believe that he's 'changed' and suddenly cares about vampire rights. It doesn't help that Draco's still the sarcastic, brooding arsehole she knew from school. Hermione's determined to find out what he's hiding. Meanwhile Draco's determined to find out why her blood makes his mouth water and challenges his more... primal urges. Why does he want to sink his teeth into her every time she gets close? Read to find out how these two navigate politics and their feelings for each other. Updated every Saturday NSFW & SFW Art included

Warning ! This fic contains adult content including graphic descriptions of violence and sexually explicit scenes. Adeline Blackwell became an infamous assassin for The Covenant at just eighteen, after Ranrock seized control of the Repository in 1890. For years she fought from the shadows with the resistance, determined to reclaim the wizarding world from the grip of twisted ancient magic. But everything changes on a mission gone wrong when Adeline is captured by her target: Sebastian Sallow, her childhood best friend from Hogwarts, and the boy she thought she loved. Taken to Azkaban at fifteen, Sebastian has emerged darker, sharper, and bound to Ranrock's cause. Now twenty-one, forced into servitude under his command, Adeline must navigate a life built on shadows and shattered trust. As the line between loyalty and survival begins to blue, she faces a devastating choice: escape and risk everything, or obey, and hope she doesn't break in the process.