If you were visiting your local laundromat when suddenly a strange.. thing approaches you and asks you something, you would probably run away afraid. However, 19yr Albert did not. Instead, he decided to take the thing up on its offer, unaware of the consequences of failing the task. With very strange aura to the night, he return the favor to the thing in confusion and fear, but is there more to the story?

THERE WILL BE NO SMUT IN THIS BOOK!!! Due to the recent edited photo leaks in the fanbase, and because I know it makes Albert uncomfortable, there will be no smut in this book. THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!! THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK DO NOT REFLECT THE REAL PEOPLE, AND I MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO ANY OF THEM!!! Albert Aretz is a famous, 26 year old, Roblox Youtuber with 12.3 million subscribers. Y/N is his 23 year old girl best friend, and also a Roblox Youtuber, going by the name CryBabyRat. (Yes I made a real YT account for her with zero vids don't judge me) They always acted like more than friends. Y/N has had the biggest crush on Albert for as long as she can remember. What happens when Albert finds out?

"where is everyone??" "it's you and me" i made this because I didn't like my other one because it was too fast so I hope you like it. this story is gender neutral (they/them prns) this one is gonna be a longer one but stay tuned lol I'll try my best this is like my second time writing one of these. enjoy:) NO SMUT

After a year of failing to find love, Albert decided to stop looking for one. He decided that maybe love isn't for him. Albert, known as Flamingo on the internet, shifted his focus on how he can make his content better, and in fact, he recently became a Twitch affliate. At first, he really didn't know what to do and how to be a streamer because all his life, he's just recording videos for YouTube. One time while he was streaming, a fellow streamer under the name Mallorix dropped by to say hi to her favorite YouTuber, and the rest is history. *the photos, accounts, names, as well as the incidences that happened in this book is purely fictional* started : may 2022 ended : *ongoing*

"so the first person i meet at this shitty school falls in love with me." he grinned, eyes still closed, head bobbing slightly to match the rhythm of the music. "classic." "shut up, aretz." ~ in which lauren wants nothing to do with the the cocky new boy, albert, but doesn't have a choice when forced to be his welcome-buddy for school. ~ albert aretz x fem!oc high school au ~ started: 3/15/21 finished: ---

❗️I respect Albert and Kirsten's relationship, they're really cute together and I'm happy for them! Don't send any hate towards anyone. This book is just for fun :) ❗️ sorry everyone, this book is aimed at female readers, but if you're a guy or something else then just imagine 😂 you'll notice I use lowercase typing for notes or anything else but don't worry, you've found yourself a grammatically correct book :) ───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ─── You're a 21 year old who has recently relocated to Florida. One day, a customer and your work place sounds and looks oddly familiar... Is it meant to be? Or was it all a mistake?

albert had just finished recording a video, and decided to hit the hay since it was already dark out. but then, he's suddenly awaken by a loud sound of a spaceship hitting near his house in his backyard. he then meets an alien that seems to be lost. the two spend time together as the days go by, and the alien fixes their space-ship. what will happen? flamingo/albert x alien!reader fan-fiction , [cheesy] romance , silly , space/alien kind of wall-e and lilo & stitch inspired..? intentional lowercase-ing. reader will go by they/them. started 04.01.2022 | ended 00.00.0000 cover art by octalienuwu on twitter! |ranks| #3 in cleetus #3 in albertaretz #2 in dontsueme #2 in thisisjustforfun this is all fan-fiction, and doesn't mean to offend anyone, or albert himself. this is just me being silly and wanting to make a fanfiction about him and his simps, because why not? if he feels weirded out about this and DMs me asking to take it down, i will do so. if you do not like this book, i suggest not reading it. i do not need hate on book that i decided to write out of fun for craps and giggles. thank you for understanding.

an imagine about albert aretz (flamingo) Also I got a few ideas from @itsnotlizzyactually. From the next door neighbors imagine. It is so good you should check it out. And @itsnotlizzyactually you don't like the fact that I got some ideas from you let me know because I don't want you to hate me...

"𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫" "𝐌𝐫𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦" 𝐈 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 "𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫"

Watch yourself befriend (and date/marry) the world's best youtubers, kill countless ghosts, and lose those closest to you. It's fun, I swear. TW: Heart Attacks, Bad Puns, Stalking, MAIN CHARACTER DEATH, Dream's address leak, and many more upsetting imagery that may terrify you if you're anything like me.