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𝐁𝐄𝐉𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐃 - ron weasley by tomhollandsbaewatch
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"𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐝." bejeweled / adj. / : adorned with jewels. luminous, celestial, heavenly. "𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞." BEJEWELED SERIES, BOOK ONE. ⚠️ i do not support JKR or her views of the trans community.
final destination: chronicles  by Alex-sonofmundus
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when Hailey and Alex Browning experience a premonition of Flight 180 blowing up, they must use any clues from their premonitions to save everyone who got off the plane with them. After all, death doesn't like to be cheated and when you cheat death, bad things are gonna happen
The Devil's Embrace - A Klaus Mikealson Fanfic by hauntingem
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In the heart of New Orleans, Elodie "Elle" Duval has carved out a quiet existence among the whispers of magic and shadows of danger. The sole heir to her family's apothecary and the legacy of a powerful New Orleans coven, Elle has spent years navigating a supernatural world filled with power struggles and betrayals. But when a mysterious scholar orders two ancient tomes on forbidden magic, her careful life is upended. Elle's journey to Whitmore College to deliver the books sets her on a collision course with the infamous hybrid, Klaus Mikaelson. Intrigued by her quiet strength, her unique magic, and the secrets she guards as fiercely as her heart, Klaus finds himself drawn to the enigmatic witch. But her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers she's carrying the hybrid's child. Caught between her distrust of vampires and her growing fascination with the man behind the monster, Elle must decide whether to keep her baby's father at arm's length-or risk everything to uncover the truth of her parents' disappearance, a truth that may be tied to Klaus's own dark past. With danger looming at every turn, forbidden magic resurfacing, and a centuries-old immortal who refuses to let her go, Elle must confront her deepest fears and the shadows of her family's legacy. In a world where love is a risk and loyalty can be lethal, will she choose the path of safety or follow her heart into the unknown? Klaus Mikealson x Oc
Living Like Legends [Alec Lightwood] by snakie11
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When it rains, it pours. There will be blood in the water. ~ This is our time. No turning back. ~ We could live, we could live like legends. ~ Left with no other choice, Ashylne Malov travels to another dimension to seek help for her dying realm. But it seems fate is against her when she arrives in the Shadow Hunter Institute in Brooklyn, New York and is met with three young warriors the same age as herself. No Clave. No Inquisitors. And certainly no army to help reclaim her home. As Ashylne, Alec, Isabelle and Jace set out in a desperate attempt to save her people and lands, Ashylne finds herself in places and situation she never thought would exist. Hope is scattered among pain and love blossoms through the destruction. Legends might not die, but the people they tell of are not immortal.
The Jewel of the New Orleans ⚜ The Originals by chelraychicago
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When Colette came to New Orleans in the 1920s, she went looking for a man, Marcel Gerard. By his side as his advisor, she could help him create a supernatural community. A place where she could finally belong. She could have a family. But he broke his promise many times over the years and when he begins to use Davina as a way to control the witches, Colette has had enough. So when the witches come to pull her into a plot in exchange for leaving Davina alone, she takes it. It isn't until the Mikaelsons decide to take their home back that she may have realized what a mistake she has made. But something draws her to the family's promise of 'always and forever.' But will that promise destroy her like it has so many before her? Or will she finally recognize her place in this city of magic? Will be updated every two weeks I own nothing related to the Originals
Stuck With Him: Kai Parker by SleepMindWriter
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[Highest Rank #1 Kai 12/07/19] [Highest Rank #245 Fanfiction 23/11/16] [Highest Rank #6 Sarcasm 23/02/19] I scoffed, kicking his shin and he kicked me back harder. I hissed in pain, holding my shin. "Can you even die here?" I asked. He shook his head and I huffed. "Great." Kai winked, continuing to lick jam off his fingers. "Guess you're stuck with me, Ri." I fake smiled. "Oh the joys." And that ladies and gentleman was the day I met the one and only Kai Parker.
Her World or Mine? by sing4trouble
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Kelly and Taylor have been together since freshman year of high school and are completely in love with each other. Then one night tragedy strikes and Taylor starts to pull away from Kelly. Will Kelly be able to help Taylor or will she completely pull away from him? *** "Let me drive you home." His touch still felt right and warmed my heart. *** ...I was no longer listening to my brain that told me how bad this was. I wanted Kelly. I needed Kelly...
Burnin' Love (1) by Profiler2610
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Nicole Severide grew up with her older brother Kelly as one of the only people she could trust. Then she started work as a paramedic on Ambulance 61. She rose through the ranks to Paramedic-in-Charge and started dating Lieutenant Matthew Casey of Truck 81. (Seasons 1-7) SeverideXOC!sister CaseyXOC Paramedic!OC Part 2- Family Fire
i'm not me || tvd [1] by GEMofthenight
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⚜️ I'm Not Me || The Vampire Diaries ⚜️ "the evil hybrid or the psychotic maniac?" "the moral or the ripper?" A story about Imogen Avery, a girl who had lived for over more than a thousand years with the Mikaelsons. She's the girl who didn't abandoned Klaus even when he daggered her in a coffin for 90 years and would always put her endanger. She's the girl who became Kol's anchor and looked past his violent personality, and his dangerous reputation, bringing out the best in him. She's the girl who didn't, even once, criticized Finn's behavior and attitude unlike his siblings. She's the girl who always had Elijah's back whatever whenever wherever. She's the girl who fully supported Rebekah's love life and covered up for her every time she messed up. She's the girl who took care of Henrik and mourned the most when he died. She's the girl that Mikael swore never to hurt, fulfilling his promise to his old friends. She's the girl that Esther didn't regret making an Immortal Being. A story about a girl who just wanted to unite the family she loves the most. ••• [the vampire diaries] completed: 04|09|17 Happy Reading!~ ••• ⚠️ UNEDITED Read at your own risk *confusing and cringy af ⚠️ If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in its original and safe form, please go to https://my.w.tt/ZTqWAkwtXY Thank you
Eternally Yours (TVD) by CareLessWhisperzz
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❝ 𝔇𝔬𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔤ä𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 - an apparition or double of a living person. ❞ Mystic Falls, Virginia seemed like the perfect quaint little town but it's supernatural roots ran deep. A lot deeper than anyone ever expected. Thousands of years later and what was set into motion long ago is still occuring. Every few hundred years a new set of 𝘥𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘨ä𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 emerge. Welcome to the 21st Century, where everything isn't always what it seems. [Vampire Diaries Season 1, 2, 3, ~4 + AU] [Emily Grace ©] [Rewrite Start Date 06/27/2025] [Originial Start Date 4/6/20] [Long Chapters & Twists You Never Saw Coming] • Highest Ranks • #18 - vampirediaries #26 - Damon #30 - Salvatore #58 - Niklaus #61 - thevampirediaries #61- TVD #63 - Elena #78 - theoriginals #74 - StefanSalvatore #80 - ElijahMikaelson #96- KolMikaelson