'If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two U.S. presidents have had sex with each other.' That is a false statement. Beware the spice ratings. (Cover is not mine. I can't draw that freaking well.)

Hey I'm obsessed with Carmen right now and there isn't much good modern fanfic (I'm probably missing the good shit obliviously because im a short sighted idiot) and this is my new side book. Request in the comments. What I will write: * fluff * smut * angst * AU What I won't write: * detailed gore * anything disgusting

This story is based on the book: "Who in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" but extracts some elements from the Netflix series: "Carmen Sandiego". The story focuses on the relationship between Antonio (the main character) and Jean-Paul (his 'amigo') AKA El Topo and Le Chevre AKA Jeantonio. Cover photo credit: @astral_glass

Antonio and Jean-Paul gave up on criminal life and started their taco food truck business in Cartagena, Colombia. While they're enjoying their new life, new challenges await them with the appearance of Carmen Sandiego.

Antonio has something he needs to get off his chest. This is a prequel to something mentioned in my other story, Jeantonio Epilogue. https://www.wattpad.com/story/255770986-jeantonio-epilogue Let me know what you think.

Antonio has something he needs to get off his chest. This is a prequel to something mentioned in my other story, Jeantonio Epilogue. https://www.wattpad.com/story/255770986-jeantonio-epilogue Let me know what you think.

A fellow Carmen fan named IvySandiegoo asked if I could write them a Jeantonio fic and gave some suggestions, what they will only realize when they read this is that instead of just picking one I picked 3 and turned them into 2 stories. I hope you all enjoy. The second story is canonical to my other two Jeantonio stories so before reading it I suggest reading Jeantonio: confession. I will most likely add more Jeantonio stories here.

Three short stories. One following a couple on their day off work. One following an inspector on a nightly walk, who runs into a crimson shadow. And one following two young adults sharing a one sided chat. [Cross-Posted on AO3]

Whenever I need cute gay thieving power couple action in my life. I will do requests and I hope this won't interfere with my other Carmen book. Btw the cover is not mine and it belongs to the awesome 7clubs on tumblr. Check them out and send them love.

A story about when vile decides that their operatives needed a group chat to be able to stay in touch with each other. But you can't expect them to use it only for talking about missions. Welcome to the VILE group chat where the tea shall be spilled.