Warnings: shipping. Death. Saddening topics. Somewhat religious. Fireafy and some Geleafy. (If you don't like Fireafy please don't read this.) After BFB has ended, 4 finds himself feeling empty without a show to host. So he drags X along to try out an idea of his. thinking it'll be fun and harmless. but then people swap teams, conflicts start, and everything starts going wrong.

this airhead will receive ounces of pain for your entertainment! nothing worse then just torturing him

Dont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to cringe at in two years. 3/17/20 Edit: okay I'm making the actual description now rather than saying how horribly bad this is going to turn out. This dumpster fire is basically about a bunch of gay(or bi) objects texting each other and being gay. Also there's a crossover because why not. Yay! Btw if you're a little eight or nine year old who cant stand cursing then dont read anything passed the first page. Pls I marked this as mature for a reason. But if you dont care go on ahead 4/26/20 Edit: Thank you guys for 1k views like wow what are you guys doing with your life but also thank you guys so much for reading this. I honestly thought this book was just gonna be a waste of space in the sea of actually good bfb fanfics here but I guess I was kinda wrong huh? That sounded depressing but whatever, thank you guys so much.

(OLD CHAPTERS FIXED!) *Heads up! This is a POV fic!* Pin feels empty with competing in BFDI over and over again just to start another season. Pin decides to do something else instead, she wants to explore to places she's never been before and collect treasure while doing it. When she explains this all to her best friend, Coiny, he tells her it sounds a lot like something pirates would do. Pin actually thinks it might be fun to be a pirate! So she gathers a group willing to come and they are ready to start their adventure on their pirate ship, even with pirate gear to match! So then, Pin and her mighty crew consisting of Needle, Leafy, Firey, Snowball, Ruby, Flower, and of course, Coiny, go off on adventures on the sea. They encounter things like sea monsters, a tribe of other objects, and maybe even love! Read to find out more about the adventures of Captain Pin and her crew. //a big thanks to @bitterestlemonboy for beta reading the first chapter and @silverwingsdragon for helping me with the plot of this story :)//

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling in fear. She couldn't think about it without tears filling up in her eyes. So what could she do? Recreate the dream in reality? ... AU is mine. This WILL HAVE GORE SO. Gore warning to anyone who doesn't enjoy murder or gore. Other than that, enjoy..

After moving to a new city, Book attends the school that everyone's talking about: Goiky High. Yet despite the positive feedback, something's off about the place.

uhm bfb oneshots bc I can :33

-Second Book to the BFB Groupchat au- (Thumbnail by @Object_Paradise) After weeks of actually going outside and doing things, they're all back in the groupchat. This time with a lot more in store than last time. This story includes..... -Gay ships -Cursing -Mentally insane people and a lot more

A groupchat with BFB characters. Includes -Weird Ships -Stupid Drama -Gelatin being a little troublemaker -Donut and Barf Bag being the best parents ever