Kyle Broflovski is your shy college tutor by day and secretly an NSFW Voice Actor by night. Oh, and he's totally in love with you💘

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

"Dare," Clyde gives a big, evil grin and Craig's face scrunches up in curiosity then worry and fear which is shocking because he doesn't usually care about anything. But, apparently Clyde knows something. About Craig. And he's gonna use it against him. "I dare you..." His eyes flick back to me. "to kiss Tweek!" Book 1 of 3 _______________ Story Originally Belongs To IDRC On Fanfiction.net

"I didn't think about it. I wasn't thinking, Tweek!" "Okay, well, think about it while I'm gone." I take my coat but before I can get to the door Craig grabs my arm. "Tweek, you can't be serious." "I'm so serious, Craig." Book 3 of 3 __________ Story Originally Belongs To IDRC On Fanfiction.net

Tweek gasped and I snatched my hand back. "I said leave me alone!" A tear rolled down my cheek and I quickly wiped it away. I turned to go but Tweek's voice stopped me. "Why, Craig? Why won't you just talk to me about this? I could've helped you. I c-could've prevented this." He sobs. "Please, Tweek, just stop." Book 2 of 3 __________ Story Originally Belongs To IDRC On Fanfiction.net