Yo' ass was a lil' too annoying and got kicked out of the Octarian Army. Now they're after you, as well as the below average IQ New Squidbeak Splatoon, guess you'll die... Maybe Idk. I'm doing Splatoon 2 cause I can and I feel like it. Also the pictures used (If any) are not mine. Please give me criticism I just want the story to be as good as it can be, so it would be very appreciated.

The conductor, a short culing tsundere that's constantly crushing on his boss. The commander, a towering octoling monstrosity that would kill anything for his cucumber. Your favourite deep sea OTP now has its own oneshot book, enjoy! Requests are always opened

Just some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get them all online. I hope you enjoy! Started: 30/9/2020

just some incorrect quotes to help me get used to publishing on wattpad again and because i find them hilarious. -Marked complete, might be updated randomly if I feel like it-

The Rito had many traditions and ceremonies that Wild loved and cherished. But he really hoped to never see the Ceremony of Winds-the traditional Rito send off of the departed. But he would Guide the Winds, as Harth has asked of him. He would be honored to Guide Teba's Winds. Written for the LU Server's Weekly Challenge 'Traditions'. Concentrating mostly on the Ceremony rather than Teba's death. (read the tags)

Dave Strider would never say he was depressed. He was troubled, but he never thought about suicide. That was, of course, until he met Karkat Vantas, who changed his views on the world and on life itself. However, depression is a slippery slope. Will he be able to pull them free from it's grasp? Or will he die trying? If you've ever watch Sala Samobojcow or The Suicide Room, you'll like this. It's not going be be exactly the same, so don't expect someone to die! This is sadstuck so trigger warnings for self harm and language and all that.

⚠WARNING⚠ CONTAINS ABSOLUTELY HORRID, EXTREMELY CRINGY UNDERTALE PICTURES SCAVENGED FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

*WARNING* This book contains mass amounts of Undertale cringe. I have scavenged the internet for the worst of the worst and succeeded. You have been warned.