Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.

x Reader Mature / • • • (Y/n) was always a bright girl. Although, risky situations, and getting into trouble was more fun. Especially when doing them was with Cartman.

When Stan has to move from New York back to his childhood town, he is outraged. But when he meets his old super best friend, Kyle, he isn't as bothered. Although, when Kyle finds out his feelings about Stan, he doesn't know what to do, and neither does Stan. - Credit to the artist of the cover

Reader is gender neutral! But if you find something that says otherwise, let me know :) Hello yes I made a South Park book ? Anyways: Living in South Park, nothing was very surprising to anyone anymore. Seeing everything go down when you were ten or so, nothing was much of a big deal. You're name is (Y/n) (L/n), and you've lived here your whole life. You've always been that kinda in background kid, and no one really talks to you, it's not that there's something wrong with you, everyone is usually just talking with their usual group of friends. But, one day, you wake up and suddenly it seems like everyone is either talking about you, or to you. What is going on? Why is this suddenly going on? That's when you hear the rumor that everyone had been hearing before you: Kenny McCormick had been going around saying that you wanted to sleep with him, the unknown (Y/n) (L/n) was now known to everyone. This story will include: Inappropriate language, maybe some inappropriate subjects that's not 14+(or 18+, depending), and some types of drug use. Thanks for reading my book! I do NOT own you, or the South Book characters, I only own the story. Created in 2018 Now at 107k reads!

i wrote this when i was 11 so its amazingly shitty and cringy and there are a lot of mistakes pls dont take it seriously AND PLS REMEMBER THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP regardless wine and dine bitches (cover art credit @ronironibebe)