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Satire story :3 No hate to harry nor dream SO PLEASE DONT S U E ME🙆🏽‍♀️ also credits to a redit user for the harry thumbnail :) (i'm sorry if you find this and i didn't credit you i literally forgot your username) also credits to a friend that made the idea of this whole story👶🏽 Also no i'm not a dream stan i just made this story for lols and it was a "joke" between me and some friends :) also i'm very sorry if you where in this story and don't feel comfortable being in it. this will be taken down immediately if you where in this story and dislike the actions and feel very uncomfortable. and for the people that read this and say "it's not like they're gonna notice you" i don't wanna get into trouble either way so i just wanna stay on the safe side 💀 ⚠️ALSO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE AND IF DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT I DONT LIKE WHEN THEY USE BROKEN GRAMMAR BECAUSE IT ANNOYS ME 🙎🏽⚠️

SATIRE 100%|| © neontubby || In which a president and ogre cross pathes and love blossoms. Let's see what happens, yes? [started: 2023] [ended: ???] YES THIS IS SATIRE, PLEASE DO NOT COME AFTER MY ASS 🤡

this is 100% satire. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I'M SO BORED ON SUMMER BREAK 😭 (nvm i'm back to school now, meaning slow updates 🙄) READ THE VERY FIRST PART FIRST! DO NOT SKIP IT!! gender neutral reader it's probably a one time thing. who knows?

Y/N has a harem of guys fighting over her, she's so tiny and smol 🥺

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

I wrote this in May I think so it might be a bit outdated buy I recently got back to it and made it more presentable, so it'll be unfortunate if I didn't share it to the world. Also I don't condone shipping real people if it makes them uncomfortable, this is a satire fanfiction and is all in good fun. Enjoy~ :D

zhongli gets childe pegrnant gregarnant pregnatan satire you asses inspired by a fanfic where scaramouche was called scaramooch or something

4 friends go into the among us game and they have to find out which is imposter what will happen in this steamy hot Horner Fanfic