"But then he had to stop himself. He always had to stop himself when he dreamed too far. He had to remind himself where they sat – he at Slytherin, she at Gryfinndor. She was beautiful and generous and kind, but he was sitting on the wrong side of the fence for that sort of thing. The most beautiful woman on his side of the fence was Bellatrix Lestrange, and she was deranged. He also brought to mind that Hermione was a Mudblood and he was a pureblood. She was inferior in his family’s eyes – a waste of wizarding talent – but when he looked at her, his soul looked right past her flaws. He knew it was a mistake, and sometime in the future he would regret it. But he had to love her; he didn’t give himself a choice..."

Ever get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!

Evelyn Lilly Potter is Harry Potter's little sister. She is 10 years old and she is going through worse abuse then Harry has ever experienced while liveing at the boreing Duresly's. Evelyn only endures the pain and suffering for her brother. What happens when Harry leaves to go to Hogwarts? Will Harry be able to take her with him? Or will he leave her with the awful Duresly's? Follow Evelyn through her advertures of oh so intresting life.