Lord farquaad x reader 😫 YOU MIGHT GET TURNED ON!!!!! jack off if you want😫😝

THIS IS SATIRE PLS DONT SUE ME IM SO SORRY YALL HAD TO SEE THIS ;0; Farquad had always deemed himself flawed. It was ironic, in such a perfect kingdom. So what will happen when he meets a dashing young whippersnapper who steals his heart? (I'm so sorry I had to say this). Special thanks to lil jeezy mommy issues the third (my friend) for being invested in this even tho it's literally cringe DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DREAMWORKS OR ANY DREAMWORKS PRODUCTS LIKE SHREK. I ALSO DONT OWN DISNEY PLS PLS DON'T SUE ME