It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron. But he was OR Karl gets fucked with a can of monster. (posted by anonymous on ao3) if anyone in this fanfic doesn't feel comfortable with this I will delete it

𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 ! 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐎𝐂 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 ! #1 𝒊𝒏 #𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒙𝒐𝒄 !!! #1 𝒊𝒏 #𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒏𝒂𝒑 #4 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒚 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒃𝒔