How To Write In Spamton

I noticed that not a lot of people know how to write Spamton's dialogue correctly. Here's a guide.

Blue Nights At The Starlight

This is my piece for the Hatchetfield Big Bang!! I was personally a bit unhappy with the ending of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, so what if I rewrote the story? This follows Paul, Emma, General MacNamara, and Professor HIdgens, right after apotheosis strikes. Seems normal right? Wrong. When everything begins so f...