"I'm going to tell you a secret okay? It's the secret to all my joy and belief" "You're an idiot Michael." "At least I'm an idiot who believes in something."

❝if this isn't a cry for help then i don't know what is.❞ © acidicxhood, 2015.

❝ would you please stop spamming my imessage with emojis ❞ ❝ uh, no ❞ - a book of random malum conversations © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

REQUESTS CLOSED

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]