Hello, and welcome to my South Park One-Shots. Your job, as the reader, is to follow along in the story as yourself and trust the story to take you to amazing places! If you should choose to stay, feel free to place the book in your library, or add it to your reading list! Suggestions are always appreciated as I like to see what you guys want to read next! Don't be shy! All characters go to their rightful owners of South Park, and I am not affiliated with them in any way. And as always, you own yourself. ~Rachael

you might think i'm pathetic bc i write south park fanfiction instead of sleeping and might be madly in love with multiple characters but also you're the one reading this description NYER NYERNYERNYER NYEEERR (that was the air horn noise) kk back to the normal description So you're hooked on South Park... Same!! I found that show years ago and I haven't stopped loving it since. Sooooo, I've inspired a group of oneshots based off of the characters. If you ever see this, give me a suggestion or whatever you want and I'll try to use it :)) These won't all be the main characters. I want to sometimes have some of Tweek, Craig, Token, or someone, but mostly it will be of Kyle, Stan, Cartman, KENNY:), Jimmy, and Butters. Also, I will be hiding a bunch of references through the detail because I'm like that. So enjoy my own creations from my thirteen year old mind, mixed with a bunch of dirty references from a show that's not for thirteen year olds. NOTE: IM A CRINGEY PERSON OK SO BE HELLA PREPARED

Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER