|| This is a remake to my first Cartman x Reader || Ah, Eric Cartman. One of the most obnoxious teenagers in the school, beside some of the preppy cheer leaders- And definitely the smartest. He may have acted stupid at times, but he sure did know what he was doing. So manipulative, So daring, So . . Cute. And /so/ not into me. Yes, I, (y/n), Have a crush on Eric Cartman. How unfortunate. He's an asshole to me, and to everybody around him. And yet, I still can't seem to shake the feeling of romance around him. This high school year better go by fast, because these feelings need to go away as quick as possible.

When You Can Try Something New? For years now, Kenny has had a crush on his "Super Best Friend" Eric Cartman, but he never thought anything of it. Now, the boys are 13 and starting the 8th grade at South Park Middle School. Kenny knows that what he feels is real, but he's afraid to tell Cartman the truth. As long as he's known the heavier boy, all Eric Cartman has ever said is that he HATES fags and that they should burn in Hell. It shouldn't be that hard to continue keeping his feelings secret, right..? With Eric, who knows Kenny better than anyone else, constantly asking him if something is bothering him, he's not so sure. Little does he know, someone else has their eyes on him. Someone who watches from afar, never confronting the blonde boy. One day, fed up with Eric's pestering, Kenny accidentally blurts out his feelings in front of Eric, Stan, and Kyle. Eric...doesn't react well....at all.. Is this the perfect moment for the boy in the shadows to strike, middle finger erect? Or will tragedy strike instead? Bad shit happens, then there are moments of cute fluff, there's jealous plans, and then Kenny gets sick...really sick... (THIS STORY DOES NOT HAVE AN ENDING YET!!!! I will publish unfinished chapters so you can see the titles and pictures! :D) (Crossposted on Archive Of Our Own)

You see black and white before you meet your soulmate, and your world bursts into color once you lock eyes with them the first time. Eric Cartman goes into kindergarten, making eye contact with Kenny McCormick. His entire world shatters as everything bursts to life. he becomes used to his world fading from color to black as Kenny endures death over and over again, but one fine day Kenny's world fades into a dreary dark...

Kyle is reunited with Eric after five years of bing apart. It's jr year and Eric's been away at a privet school that's fixed his bad boy ways. Meanwhile Kyle just came out to his family and is stressed over their mixed responses. The two slowly fall in love as questions about Eric's school's credibility is risen. Will the two hold on to love as their morals are challenged ? There is cussing, and sex is brought up. But nothing graphic happens.

Kyle and Cartman begin to bond over their feelings of loneliness. Kyle's parents are out of town, his brother is at a private boarding school, and he feels lost without his family there. However, Cartman's mom is always absent because of her job as a prostitute. Will their bonds break or strengthen?

Cartman's fantasy comes to a reality. Multi-chapter! Kyman, one-side Stanman.

Yeah I ain't good with titles. Kyle has had a crush on Cartman for such a long time. He hasn't gotten to the point to tell him, until one day a rumor starts going around school that Cartman likes Him.

Everyone has a backstory they don't want to share, and these stories always reveal why the present is how it is. Eric Theodore Cartman was a bully. A racist, fat, sexist, manipulative, basterd. No one liked him, yet no one knew why he was like this. Only him. All up until Kyle finds it out. SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE.

eric and kyle welcome there long awaited daughters into the world. but can kyle's small body handle the strain of labor. WARNING :MPREG DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!!!!! enjoy!

It's spring break and all the South Park teens are partying their asses off. Stan had just dumped Wendy for another lover leaving Wendy sad and alone. Over break she gets wasted causing her to make out with the unexpected, Eric Cartman. She thought she could leave that mistake behind in spring break but little did she know Clyde Donovan had taken a photo of the scene and threatens to ruin Wendy's pristine reputation by posting it. Her and Cartman must obey all of Clyde's wishes. Spring Break Collection