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  • South Park: Cartman X Reader (Remake)
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    || This is a remake to my first Cartman x Reader || Ah, Eric Cartman. One of the most obnoxious teenagers in the school, beside some of the preppy cheer leaders- And definitely the smartest. He may have acted stupid at times, but he sure did know what he was doing. So manipulative, So daring, So . . Cute. And /so/ n...

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  • Why Choose The One Who Hurts You?
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    When You Can Try Something New? For years now, Kenny has had a crush on his "Super Best Friend" Eric Cartman, but he never thought anything of it. Now, the boys are 13 and starting the 8th grade at South Park Middle School. Kenny knows that what he feels is real, but he's afraid to tell Cartman the truth. As long as h...

  • The day the color vanished
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    You see black and white before you meet your soulmate, and your world bursts into color once you lock eyes with them the first time. Eric Cartman goes into kindergarten, making eye contact with Kenny McCormick. His entire world shatters as everything bursts to life. he becomes used to his world fading from color to bl...

  • Kyman fanfic [Completed]
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    Kyle is reunited with Eric after five years of bing apart. It's jr year and Eric's been away at a privet school that's fixed his bad boy ways. Meanwhile Kyle just came out to his family and is stressed over their mixed responses. The two slowly fall in love as questions about Eric's school's credibility is risen. Wil...

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  • KFC
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    Kyle and Cartman begin to bond over their feelings of loneliness. Kyle's parents are out of town, his brother is at a private boarding school, and he feels lost without his family there. However, Cartman's mom is always absent because of her job as a prostitute. Will their bonds break or strengthen?

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  • Before he cheats
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    Cartman's fantasy comes to a reality. Multi-chapter! Kyman, one-side Stanman.

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  • Kyle x Cartman
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    Yeah I ain't good with titles. Kyle has had a crush on Cartman for such a long time. He hasn't gotten to the point to tell him, until one day a rumor starts going around school that Cartman likes Him.

  • Tell Me What's Going On (Kyman)
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    Everyone has a backstory they don't want to share, and these stories always reveal why the present is how it is. Eric Theodore Cartman was a bully. A racist, fat, sexist, manipulative, basterd. No one liked him, yet no one knew why he was like this. Only him. All up until Kyle finds it out. SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO TREY...

  • our sweet daughters (eric cartman x kyle broflovski) Complete
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    eric and kyle welcome there long awaited daughters into the world. but can kyle's small body handle the strain of labor. WARNING :MPREG DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!!!!! enjoy!

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  • The Photo (Cartman x Wendy)
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    It's spring break and all the South Park teens are partying their asses off. Stan had just dumped Wendy for another lover leaving Wendy sad and alone. Over break she gets wasted causing her to make out with the unexpected, Eric Cartman. She thought she could leave that mistake behind in spring break but little did she...

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  • The Jewish Butler - Kyman Fanfic
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    When Kyle finds himself poor and in debt with a sick mother, he resorts to a job he dreaded of doing; becoming a butler. He's hopeless, with the fear of his mother dying, his brother not fulfilling his dream, and him becoming homeless. It isn't until a careless, successful rich man becomes his master; and it's a face...

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  • My Little Boyfriend
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    Eric finds out that Kyle is getting abused at home, with Kyle's COPD it's not helping until eric stops Kyle's mother and father from Hurting Kyle, the two gods fall in love not knowing there future that awaits, Kyle sooner becomes pregnant and as Eric says 'little jew slut'

  • The secret ( kyman)
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    DISCLAIMER: THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND INVOLVES A LOT OF SHIPPING! Kyle and Cartman have been dating for a while now, follow them as they cope with keeping their relationship secret... for a little bit at least. After a while, rumors spread and they are forced to separate. It will take a favor from a friend and a reall...

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  • Pacify Her (A Kyman story)
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    (Completed) Kyle Broflovski has been in love with Eric Cartman for six year, but Cartman is in love with Heidi Turner. But when Cartman and Heidi breakup, Kyle finally has his chance to confess his love, but will he be able to do it? And will Cartman feel the same way? Rated M for explicit content

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  • Just a Small Crush.. Right? {Kyman}
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    Eric Cartman has secretly had a crush on Kyle Broflovski for longer than he can remember, but what happens when that secret starts to come out? (This is the first time I've ever wrote a serious fanfic, so it might not be that good-) (Also cover art is mine :> )

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  • You snuck your way right into my heart ~Kyman
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    TW/selfharm/suicide --- "You sneaky little Jew..." Cartman smiled, "You snuck your way right into my heart." - Soulmate AU --- The four boys were in their last year of high school, being through hell and back would have been worse without each other. They were closer than they had ever been, but even the closest frie...

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  • Real or Fake (Kyman fanfic)
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    When Kyle and Cartman are dared by Kenny to date for 2 months, They reluctantly agree. Will there relationship change or will it stay the same?

  • Kyman~The Crimson Denial
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    Heidi and Cartman are finally over so things turn back to what it always was with Kyle and Cartman.Kyle starts to develop a crush on his rival as he did a long time ago as this happens.Cartman later reveals that he has always liked Kyle and was using her to make him jealous.Kyle is in denial while Cartman unintentiona...

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