┈ pears and bananas ┈ "I don't know why you keep coming to see the program if you don't like it, but seeing you in the audience makes me very happy..." ------ - PEARNANA (Pear x Banana / Dancing Banana) Don't read if you don't like the ship - They're human in this story - Soft, VERY soft - English is not my first language, so sorry if some parts of the text are weird I hope you enjoy!

pearnana book i gonna be making! (ig) i got inspired to make this by some pearnana books

(They are fruits in this story not humans) Banana decides to hold a contest to figure out who will do his laundry... Pear decides to enter in despite knowing the risks, and oh wait! He suddenly gets picked and now he gets to talk to Banana privately! or Pear enters a contest to be with Dancing Banana. And wins, instantly falls in love --- Some comfort/angst/flirty stuff just take that as a general warning Also surprise smut!! (Not really a surprise when you say it out loud...) --- AU where all the Nephews where abandoned by Dancing Banana's Brother because I said so. --- (this fic is HEAVLIY inspired by Fruits Being Fruity! and Just Another Pearnana Fanfic because those fics give my Pearnana shipper heart skip my heart beat omg)

( Discontinued, as I am writing the SWBG Dead Man's Theater AU! Sorry to everyone who was looking forward to this fic being finished, I had lost interest quite some time ago. You can find me more active as @Bonadella_ on Twitter - thank you for understanding! P. S. You can use my concept for this if you'd like! Just credit me as usual. ) Recently, Shovelware Studios decided to add a new branch to their brand; The Banana Phone! Get to know and converse with your favorite game show host, The Dancing Banana, for the small price of 5 dollars a month! Surely, he wouldn't fall for a marketing scheme like that, right?.. ..Right?????

all cross posted from ao3 if you came here just to be pissy about ppl shipping fruits disrespectfully eat a banana peel

- Just a bunch of silly fruits doing there silly fruit things,

Request SBG oneshots here!! Rules - Absolutely NO smut! - Romantic/Platonic ships allowed! - No proships or romantic ships involving the nephews! (ur weird) - Headcanons are allowed! btw atleast put a plot point that i can start with i have trouble making up stories on my own aujsjbd

Who would've known one round of the best and only game show in town, Shovelware's Brain Game could cause an unlikely match 🍐🍌 (Yes, I know and I'm sorry that I did this, 😭, I just really like these fruit people 😭, these characters are owned by Shovelware studios, from the game, " Shovelware's brain game.", which is created by Shovelware Studio, go play it in Roblox. Also, for my defense, I'm not the only one who likes this ship, CHECK TWITTER, also the title might change since I can't decide what to call this😭, also I made the cover art) (Disclaimer: this is rated mature because there will be a common use of swearing, if you don't like homosexuality, then don't read this book, it is clearly a book about GAY people(fruits) its even in the tags, so if you don't like it, PLEASE JUST GET OFF THE BOOK)

I was bored, can ya blame me? Anyways have this thing!!!!!!!! Maybe I'll continue it, maybe i wont, depends.