➥ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 a bored alien manages to hack into several restricted and extremely dangerous group chats, only to humorously troll each one ❝ i'm human guys, i swear!! ❞ ➥ various! hsr + alien! fem reader ➥ chatfic + slight plot

➥ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 the traveller's best friend accompanies him on his journey to find his sister after running away from home. ❝ 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁. ❞ ➥ 𝗬𝗔𝗡! 𝗩𝗔𝗥. 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗧 ❦ 𝗙!𝗢𝗖 ➥ 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦; 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ❝ 𝗴𝗳𝘅 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗳𝗿𝘀𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗲 ❞

➥ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 a half-german, half-nigerian is mistakenly added to an unknown group chat. ❝𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸. 𝗺𝘆. 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀.❞ ➥ 𝗩𝗔𝗥. 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗫 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗭𝗬 𝗙!𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ➥ 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 ; 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦

➥ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝖺𝗇 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗋𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝖼𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗈𝗈𝖽. ❝𝗶 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁.❞ ➥ 𝗬𝗔𝗡! 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞 ❦ 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗠!𝗢𝗖 ➥ 𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗗! ➥ 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦; 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ➥ 𝗚𝗢 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 @𝗮𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 @𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗢𝗥 𝗜'𝗟𝗟 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗦‼️

➥ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗈𝖿 t𝖾𝗒𝗏𝖺𝗍: 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾'𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾. ❝ 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴, 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴? 𝗮𝗺 𝗶 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴? ❞ ➥ 𝗬𝗔𝗡! 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗧 ❦ 𝗘𝗟𝗬𝗦𝗜𝗔!𝗢𝗖 ➥ 𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗗! ➥ 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦; 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ➥ 𝗚𝗢 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 @𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗢𝗥 𝗜'𝗟𝗟 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗦💯‼️❗️❗️ ➥ 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 @𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 '𝘀 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 ➥ 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗜_𝗠𝗢𝗖𝗛𝗔 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗜𝗙𝗧 <33 ❝ 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘆 @𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹𝘀𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 ❞