TW!! offensive dark humour, mentions of self harm and mental illness (plural), drugs You're a 20-year-old sociology major with a crippling fear of full-time jobs, a soft spot for ugly cats, and a rapidly growing OnlyFans account that funds your oat milk addiction. After your sugar daddy ghosts (again), you move into a suspiciously cheap downtown apartment-only to discover your new roommate is a reclusive hacker who smells like weed, trauma, and mild disdain for humanity. Eren Jaeger, 26, spends his days writing code that could collapse governments and his nights chain-smoking in silence. He thinks you're a dumb bimbo with no sense of digital hygiene. You think he's a walking malware warning with commitment issues. You're both kind of right. Now stuck in the same two-bedroom emotional warzone, you navigate passive-aggressive Post-it notes, unresolved daddy issues, accidental intimacy, and the occasional existential spiral. It's not love. (It's definitely love.) | roommates-to-something-weird, fast burn AND unhinged, dumb/smart dynamic, trauma bonding but make it funny, emotional repression with benefits, Eren is stoned 98% of the time, OF x hacker enemies to roommates to lovers | rankings #1 aotau (wtffff)

❝ 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝙬𝙚'𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝙬𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. ❞ You've known Eren Jaeger since you were in elementary school. He was the loud, annoying kid that got on everyones nerves. Yours included. Then one day, he punched a kid for stepping on your sneakers, and you've been inseparable ever since - from juice boxes and science projects to bedrooms and too many almosts. Now college is starting. There's new friends, new rules, new city and new people to get to know. But no matter how wild things get, one thing stays the same: You and Eren? Just friends. Best friends. Always have been. Always will be. ...Right? ────୨ৎ──── [UPDATES: Once a week] All characters above age of 18, set in a college alternative universe. Will be use and talk of heavy drugs, will be containing mature 18+ content, maybe a lot of other triggers. Reader discretion advised. ‼️Warning everyone now: we will NOT only be sleeping with Eren and he will NOT only be sleeping with us so if it's not up your alley... My other fic is better LOL‼️ Can also be read on AO3 (same username, same story name) ‼️It's the same amount of chapters on AO3, I just couldn't put chapter 0, -1 and -2 on AO3.‼️ Cover art: @Anjiliarts I'm not accepting translations!! Link for Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3mmL9BTYmMC54XLTNNpsFX?si=bbcd589ee8964c79 ______ 15th of November 2025: #1 in ModernAU🥇 24th of January 2026: #1 in AoTAU🥇 28th of January 2026: #1 in anime🥇

« - Je voulais que tu te battes pour moi, je voulais que tu me prouves que tu tenais à moi, je voulais que tu me montres que tu ne pouvais pas vivre sans moi! Je voulais retrouver le JJ qui m'avait dit une fois à la plage qu'il serait toujours là pour moi... - Comment voulais-tu que je le saches ? - Tu aurais dû le sentir ! » Beaucoup de choses ont changées depuis le départ du pogue, en bien comme en mal. Personne ne peut effacer ce qui a été fait, on peut juste apprendre à faire avec. [NON CORRIGÉE]