Dear Reader, If you have clicked read on this book, then it would be a good time to close it down. Inside this book are unpleasant events in the Quagmires' lives such as a terrible and slightly suspicious fire, three lost family members, and a dreary school. You would surely not want to read this. Words: 10,931

After the murder of the Head Girl at Deepdean School for Girls and the final exams, all the students are finally allowed to leave school for their break. Daisy Wells' Uncle Felix decides to take Hazel Wong and Daisy to the circus. The girls - Hazel more than Daisy - hope that they will finally get a break from drama. And then the ringmaster is found dead. With only three days before the girls must return to Fallingford, the Detective Society - with help from the Junior Pinkertons - must act quickly. And on their team is a girl who just might prove herself to be the most valuable assistant the Detective Society will ever have... Murder Most Unladylike FanFiction. Set between Jolly Foul Play and Mistletoe and Murder. Words: 18,790

"I think we should do it." said Rowan quietly as the man opened the door. "Okay." said Violet. "But who are you?" gasped Isadora, sliding into the taxi. The man took a breath. "My name is Lemony Snicket, and I am here to take you away." Would the story of A Series of Unfortunate Events change if there was another orphan to help the Baudelaires and Quagmires? Rowan White has lived with Count Olaf for three years, and his life has been boring, repetitive, and violent. Until the Baudelaires come... Words: 30,444