x Reader Mature / • • • (Y/n) was always a bright girl. Although, risky situations, and getting into trouble was more fun. Especially when doing them was with Cartman.

Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.