The title basically said it all but i wont describe your new body or what u look like (its all for you to imagine) i'll do oneshots if someone requests it or i get an idea but i hope you enjoy!

Y/N is a Part-time Barista at Tweek Bros Coffee, and are staying in South Park with your aunt, uncle, and cousin due to your parents going through a divorce. Your parents send you to South Park in order to prevent you from having to deal with the stress and heartache that's to come of the divorce. You aren't planning on staying long, just until the divorce is over. However, some things happen in South Park that might change your life forever. Please keep in mind that these characters are aged up to be 18+! Impressive Rankings: #1 Kyle #1 SouthPark #1 StanMarsh #1 CraigTucker

Yo' ass was a lil' too annoying and got kicked out of the Octarian Army. Now they're after you, as well as the below average IQ New Squidbeak Splatoon, guess you'll die... Maybe Idk. I'm doing Splatoon 2 cause I can and I feel like it. Also the pictures used (If any) are not mine. Please give me criticism I just want the story to be as good as it can be, so it would be very appreciated. EDIT: Yeah, I'm not continuing this. Not THIS version! I'm fixing all the holes in this leaky boat of a fic. Check my account for the (soon to come) remade, remixed, and reinveted pestering octoling!

read latest authors note before u start judging bro 😭 [ LUDUS is playful love. It can involve activities such as teasing and dancing, and fun. ] Contains spoilers!! And lots of other stuff I'm not gonna bother to name. You probably already know everything within this story.