"even if my heart stops beating you're the only thing I need with me" Mature: language, drinking, sex *story doesn't follow the timeliness from the books/movies. So there will be some modern day things (but I WANT to try to keep it as 2011 as possible) STARTED: 1/2/2022 COMETED: T/B/D

❝ there's something dark hanging over my head, i'm seventeen, don't hold your breath. ❞ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ inspired by songs about being seventeen and my endless desire for a perfect teen romance; in other words, i wrote a cliché, stereotypical, cheesy rodrick heffley x reader fanfiction because i love self-indulgence :-) © SM0KESIGNALS, 2020 (started april 19 ➢ completed september 1)

You're a member of Löded Diper. You've been their bass guitarist for as long as the bands been together. Everything is normal until you and Rodrick develope feelings for each other. I started this as a joke but now I'm way too into it. The protagonist uses she/her pronouns

❛ but she doesn't know who i am, and she doesn't give a damn about me ❜ ━━ RODRICK HEFFLEY X OC ━━ ENEMIES TO LOVERS/FAKE DATING ━━ i do not own the diary of a wimpy kid series

"Rodrick could derail you... but he could also rail you." Y/N is a soon to be senior in college, but the summer before you are sent to live with the Jefferson's, your extended family. The reason? You screwed up your family and they need time to sort it out before you can come back. Spending summer with your cousin Rowley isn't so bad as you teach him to drive, hang out with him and his best friend Greg Heffley... and meet his older brother, Rodrick. You read books and he probably can't even read. You like romance and he likes one night stands. You hope he fucks off and he wants to... Well, you get the idea. You only have three months here in Plainview until your senior year of college sends you back home. You can handle three months of forced proximity, one bed, and summer romance tropes, right? From the author of "Black Sheep," TeeLooLove writes another Rodrick Heffley fan fiction. Except characters are aged up and this includes that spicy smut you all wanted in the first round. Are you ready for round two?

"I give you permission to ruin me, [Y/N]" You move to Plainview to reconnect with your estranged aunt your senior year of high school. You meet the boy next door who seems to anything but. He's loud, never leaves you alone, and he thinks that you are in love with him. Your first day of school is when you get assigned to one student for the schools "Fail-Safe" program; to ensure all seniors will pass and graduate. Or in hopes they don't turn out to become awful people. Your job as mentor is to make sure they have good grades and a good attitude. What happens when Rodrick Heffley is that failing student and you cannot stand him? Is there any way you can help him graduate and make him more tolerable? Or will you do your job too well and fall in love? Navigate your way through your senior year of high school with a supposed Rockstar as you try to help him complete the Fail-Safe program and win Battle of the Bands. Enemies to Friends to Lovers story [Y/N] story where you are the main character