If anything was so magical, it'd be the taste of fate within a glass of wine during a drunken night. (cover art by xShieru)

Texting is one of if not the most popular ways to communicate in the entire world, but what if you were given the wrong number and now have a new friend... maybe even more than friends but I guess we will see what's going to happen. Get ready for a bumpy ride, this story takes some twists and turns. TRUST ME.

The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

Craig and Tweek hate each other. Following the first fight, came more. They fought so much, an intervention was held at some point. While they may hate each other, they can't seem to stay away from each other. Even when they argue, there seems to be an excited twinkle in each teens eye, a hint of a smile on each teens lips. It's strange. How can two hate each other so much but still hang out? It's caused a lot of questions and theories, the main one claiming they're in love. And, it's not just the other students who believe it. Friends, family, everyone seems to be whispering behind Craig and Tweek's backs, all the same three worded phrase: 'They're definitely dating.'

Tweek x Craig South Park parody fanfiction After a breakup when they were kids, Tweek and Craig have had a rocky and awkward relationship. They haven't properly talked since the sixth grade. As their hate builds towards each other, a spark of something new starts. What are these strange feelings? Any chapters containing smut will be labeled as such. *All characters are 18 years of age and in their senior year of high school. WARNING -strong language -smut/sex -drug abuse -bullying

Don't read this. This is not real. Read my other Creek stories, this one was made as a joke. It ends with a joke. Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker have been dating for years. They kept their relationship tame and never tried to get too physical. One day in health class they are assigned a project, they must watch over a robotic baby for one month together. Tweek requests that Craig stays over for the whole month so they can watch over the baby together. But when Tweek tries something more physical they both discover the lust they had been hiding all this time. WARNINGS -Smut/sex -Language

Tweek x Craig Wonder Tweek x Super Craig In a world of heroes and villains, Tweek Tweak chooses to rise up and fight for the greater good. He is sent out to recruit a new member for his hero foundation. A fighter named Craig Tucker. The new boy seems to be difficult, but something about him makes Tweek feel relaxed, and some new emotions he's never felt before. This is a superhero ship story based on the South Park game. Warnings: Language Sexual scenes Violence Bullying Death

Tweek likes Craig. Craig doesn't know. Tweek can't deal with the pressure anymore. *depression warning* *cutting and self harm warning*

Tweek is in high school; The best years of his life. Pfft, yeah right. He has no friends, and his life completely sucks. Tweek's point of view.

tweek and craig are now in high school! their relationship seems to be quite comfortable between the two. until one day, a boy from North Park spots tweek and becomes infatuated, realizing he wants him to himself and will do anything and everything to get him. how will craig handle another boy trying to steal his boyfriend and how will tweek deal with the stress of being wanted by another man when he is taken? well read to find out :D as you know, my stories are FICTIONAL, not real not affiliated with what happens in the actual show of south park but you know what is real? CREEK! -Brooke