HELLO MY FAZBALLS! ... I will never say that again... Anyways... welcome to this shitty FNAF Zodiac book... It's going to be weird so don't take this seriously... Also, I'm gonna try not to be fucking biased... Anyways, any suggestions are welcome and if you don't like your results... sorry I guess. Dates: Aries: (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19) Taurus (Apr. 20 - May. 20) Gemini: (May 21 - Jun. 20) Cancer: (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22) Leo: (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22) Virgo: (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22) Libra: (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22) Scorpio: (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) Sagittarius: (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) Capricorn: (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) Aquarius: (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Pisces: (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) OK... now on to the actual good shit! LET'S GO MY FAZBALLS! I FUCKING DID IT AGAIN! Disclaimer: I am aware that the nature of this story takes away the horror aspect of what this franchise is supposed to be about. I would like to mention that I do highly appreciate the horror and the lore that this franchise was built on.

HELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some shit out of the way first. •This book is in no way serious and it does not follow a plot... it's crack shit because I think that's fun. •Characters may be OOC... deal with it. •I do not like to censor anything, so there will be swearing. I don't fucking care if the characters are possessed by children... •I will not be focusing on any ships because... fucking no. That's not something I enjoy and it just causes too many problems. •I like to make fun of the characters... this does not mean I hate them... it's just fun and I'm an asshole. With all of that said, let's get this shit show on the road. *cover art is not mine* Disclaimer: I am aware that the nature of this story takes away the horror aspect of what this franchise is supposed to be about. I would like to mention that I do highly appreciate the horror and the lore that this franchise was built on.