The ultimate how to pocket guide for creepers of all levels, beginner to professional. WARNING: Excessive creepiness may result in uncomfortable foot shaking, elbow hitting, eye shifting, ear thumping, etc. DO NOT USE ON VICTIMS OVER THE AGE OF SEVENTY!!! Additional Warning: Oh my gods I wrote this when I was like 13 please don't judge me. My newer books are so much better I swear. Why is this my most-read story? I'm clearly doing something wrong.

What if Harry's greatest enemy was his only escape? When the dark lord contacts harry during his sixth year summer, how will this end?

Harry Potter is ignored and abandoned because his brother is the "Chosen One". Instead of fading into oblivion, he is rescued by none other than Lord Voldemort himself. A couple years later, and the Dark Side has a new secret weapon: Hadrian "Harry" Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry. Part one of the Dark Prince Trilogy. COMPLETE. SEQUEL UP (The Allure of Darkness) (originally on ffnet)

Harry Potter disappears when he is four years old and the wizarding world believes him dead. But when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns in a storm of lightning; a grown man raised in a world of violence, more powerful than anyone could imagine, and the worst thing of all? He doesn't care two knuts about the wizarding world. Naturally, Voldemort is intrigued by this new and improved adversary.

After the first year of successfully manoeuvering Dumbledore's net of obstacles and schemes, Harry tries to resurrect the bodyless Dark Lord at Malfoy Manor. But did be succeed? The story is Beta read by my two fantastic Betas AliceNight and Silver Flight :D A big thank you to the two of them!

"The outcome was already set the moment you messed up. Like they say, an eye for an eye and a teeth for a teeth." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Grian was just an ordinary player, that's the truth. According to him. Was it really the truth? Or was that just what he made others believe? And if it was indeed a while the whole time, how much more is hidden beneath the sunshine surface? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A Collab between RachelGreenery and Pit_and_Chase Also crossposted to Ao3

It was another normal day. Grian worked on his base. Mumbo hopped around. Scar died. Twice. And that's when the world broke. Now, Grian has a terrible secret, something connected to his distant past. He has risky encounters and even riskier adventures as the Hermits investigate what happened on that day, and try to uncover the truth behind what is happening on the server. Mystery, intrigue, betrayal, adventure. Memories forgotten and memories made. Because of one little decision, Grian's new story is about to take off. REPOSTED FROM AO3!!! Read 2 chapters ahead and get extra content by viewing it over there! Updates every week on Wednesday (12:00am GMT)/Tuesday (7:00 EST, 4:00 PST). (Inspiration Credit: Grian, all the other Hermits, and members of Evolution SMP, who made the amazing videos for me to geek out about, Aayaptre, for inspiring me, my editor and partner in crime, UnTainted_Snail, all of the amazing artists who drew Watcher Grian, particularly Libitinawolf, _sora004/Mochii, yeepstera, and Stackofeggs/Crackin!, and last but certainly not least, thank YOU for reading this lil' ol' fanfic! I worked hard on this so don't read it all in one go, okay? Do your homework. Get some sleep. Eat. Go outside, for goodness' sake!) ∴ᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ∴ᔑℸ ̣ᓵ⍑╎リ⊣