on temporizing || Dream SMP Timeloop Fic

Tommy and Dream are trapped in a time loop. What do they do? Mess with everyone else, of course. (Also known as: a Dream SMP timeloop crack fic. LOOPS ARE NOT WRITTEN IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.)

The Trick to Falling in Style

Eighteen years ago, Tommy Innit was born. Three years ago, the vigilante Vermillion appeared. One year ago, Vermillion was killed. Two weeks ago, hybrids began disappearing, only to reappear as monstrous versions of their former selves. A few minutes ago, Vermillion was spotted.