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Perfect Screw Ups | Quackbur by catllusionist
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Wilbur struggled his whole life with overwhelming expectations. He felt as though he would never be good enough, he felt like a screw up. When screw up meets screw up, can they fix each other? Or will they just become a dumpster fire of trauma? This is my attempt at writing first person, I strongly prefer writing third person stories. But I thought it'd be fun to give this a try! This is a quackbur story that is pretty angsty. I'll put TW/CW when necessary. ⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️ This story contains: -Swearing -Constant use of alcohol -Abuse -S/h -suggested sex -make out scenes -su!c!de
Violae by cupcakequeen8577
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[COMPLETE] Okay okay. So MAYBE Wilbur has a crush on his rival. MAYBE. And MAYBE Quackity sees an opportunity to capitalize off of this new revelation. And after a few weeks, Wilbur MIGHT be feeling a little off his game. Hopefully Quackity notices soon. I mean, everyone else has noticed, surely he's not just dense! Or did he know from the start..? .~*~._____________________________.~*~. AUTHORS NOTE: This story takes place in Las Nedvadas' prime. Right after Wilbur gets revived and starts bugging Big Q. Slime has not died yet, Dream is not out yet, Ranboo has not been killed yet, and Micheal is safe in snowchester with two loving dads. .~*~._____________________________.~*~. Best Tags Rank: #1 In TntDuo
Wrong Person, Right Person | TNT duo by IdidntStealShiz
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!!Includes sexual jokes, homophobia, some slurs, and a whole load of cringe with gay!! Quackity and Wilbur hate each other, always will, never to be changed. But what happens if Wilbur texted the wrong person?
Don't tell Anyone - Quackbur by LameHornyBastard
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Quackity and Wilbur always seen fighting, arguing, insulting each other. But they don't do it because they hate each other, no, they do it as a cover up. The two have been keeping a secret that they are actually together, but as things start building up, being secret lovers is the least of their problems. ------------------------------------------------- Warnings: Cigarettes/Smoking Malewife and Girbossing Smut 👀 maybe some misspellings --------------------------------------------------- Hello! Author here! This is my first story so I HOPE it isn't bad. If there any more warning I should put I will add them! Constructive criticism is welcomed also! Except about capitalization... I am too lazy for that. I hope you enjoy my book!
A New Secret - Quackbur  by LameHornyBastard
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(Part Two of "Don't tell Anyone," you should check it out if you wanna check this one out!!) Quackity and Wilbur are living a nice, cute life far away from the SMP. Things are nice. Things are quiet. Things are peaceful. And they hate it! So, what else is there to do other than bring some chaos back? And they have just the thing to do it. ------------------------------------------------- Warnings: Cigarettes/Smoking Malewife and Girbossing Smut 👀 yes, some misspellings. please do correct me! ------------------------------------------------ ALSO!! THERE WILL BE NO: SHIPPING IRL CONTENT CREATORS! THESE ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE DSMP! SEXUALIZATION OF MINORS! SHIPPING OF MINORS! and other basic things, to make sure we all know. NOW you make read the book lol. ----------------------------------------------- YOOOOOOOOOOO!! WE BACK BITCHES! If you are new I suggest checking out the first part, it'll make more sense then. this book follows very little Canon events, so things are DEFINITELY inaccurate. and I don't spell check so... yah. Guys it's so nice to be back! I cannot wait for the drama! Anyways, hope yall enjoy! old and new!
Late Night Smoke Breaks (Quackbur) by onadownwardspiral_
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Wilbur comes into Las Nevadas late at night and runs into Quackity while on a smoke break. The two surprisingly bond, and things get a little more... intimate. Cover by @karumkin on Twitter!
for starry nights ~ quackbur by localnoviceauthor
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quackity and wilbur were friends. once. something happened that broke them apart, so much, that they can't face each other anymore. this story is a highschool AU kinda thing. their personas are the dsmp characters NOT THE REAL CONTENT CREATORS. i respect their boundaries, and i hope you do too. highest rankings: #1 tntduo - 04/06/22 *THIS STORY WILL NOT CONTAIN SMUT*
Blood and Lust by onadownwardspiral_
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The famed vampire Wilbur finds himself falling for the deadly vampire hunter Quackity. How will they resolve this? [Quackbur] [Enemies to lovers] [Has minor smut in a later chapter, and suggestive themes throughout] Cover by @KingBluShroom on Twitter!
Since I Saw Vienna || TntDuo highschool AU by tytranasourasrex
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IM GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE THIS BUT I DOMT PLS READ MY OTHER STUFF INSTEAD THANKS I am a nerd and started writing a goofy little highschool AU and now I'm addicted and it's already almost done oops Basically Quackity and Wilbur But they're in highscool Eh? Eh??? WHAT HOW DID THIS SHIT GET LIKE 200 VIEWS IN ONE DAY-