new tweet from @loadedrodrick! @giselleaoki has my heart based off the song come my way by housecall :) better go listen to them

You and Rodrick have been best friends ever since you were 5 years old. And now your dating! This is more like a what it's like dating Rodrick type of thing so please enjoy!

You're new in town and struggling to make friends until you meet Rodrick Heffley - loded diper's drummer and certifiable cutie. The story follows you, the reader, as you get to know and hopelessly fall in love with Rodrick, all while navigating the confusion of having to start your life anew in a place where nobody knows who you are. Will Rodrick feel the same way? And can you ever learn to trust a guy with such a womanising reputation? Updates every 1-4 weeks. Ok so I had a dream I was in a romantic relationship with Rodrick Heffley and I haven't really been able to stop thinking about it. I don't even like him that much, but dreams make you see people in a different light I guess. It also doesn't help that the lockdown is really making me crave intimacy. I've heard somewhere that these kinds of stories are a safe space for exploring your desires so here we go. Also, this is not going to be a smut fic because I might be asexual and that stuff just doesn't do it for me, sorry horny people.