"The game of life is like chess, I am the king and you are the six pawns on the opposing side. So when I yelled checkmate to your king ages ago, I was left standing the only ruler that all the other kingdoms feared. But later, when six of the more intelligent pawns finally realize they'd been played, they rise to become a knight, and then the knight rises to become a bishop, and the bishop rises to become a king, then and only then have I met my match and I can be truly defeated, you have made it farther in the game than I would have guessed, but now I must kill the bishop while he is still the bishop before he becomes king and kills me."

I rant in here about dumb shit and make solutions to problems people should've thought before but didn't even look at the simple side of things and trying to find scientifical blah blah shit Highest rankings ever: #688 on rants 6-25-2021 #8 on solutions 6-17-2021 #29 on explanations 6-25-2021