South Park Oneshots & Text Scenarios #1 in #ericcartman 😭 I do not own South Park or the characters referenced in these works. All rights belong to Matt Stone & Trey Parker. Cover art sourced from Pinterest (no artist noted).

♪ Further apart, the closer that we are, I'll keep you far away, from me like a star. Hard not to fall for you, I gave you all my heart, Further apart, the closer, the closer, the closer that we are. ♪ Kyle is a full time human rights lawyer/part time serial killer, and while working as a junior lawyer under him, Y/N finds out. Female Y/N (uses she/her), both her and all South Park characters mentioned have been aged up to their 20s.