lana del ray is holding a gun to my head please help

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

As the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔

Read about the urban legends and horrors of soggy fries and frozen beef. Some of these nightmares are real(ish), but you're safe...you're at Wendy's...right?

They say "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, what do you do when life gives you a pink slip for no reason? Laura Saunders was unjustly let go from her job as an accountant at a big-name firm. Now, she's out to get revenge. Because sometimes in life, you need to balance the sweetness with a little sour.

Jake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!

Courtney Craig is done with dating. Done, that is, until she goes on a weekend trip to Tampa and meets the love of her life. Unfortunately for her, the love of her life is also the love of someone else's life... her old roommate's sister's ex-boyfriend Jean-Paul. Drama ensues when both Courtney and Jean-Paul vie for the affection of their one true love... Wendy's Berry Cherry Fruit Tea.

Growing up Welcome Home was your favorite show to watch. All the characters were so colorful and cheerful, you couldn't help but have your eyes glued to the screen. Unfortunately the show came to a sudden end, and you grew up and eventually forgot about it. One day you were flipping through the channels when you heard a familiar, monotone laugh. You quickly turned up the volume and the theme for Welcome Home began to play. Falling asleep after hours of watching, you wake up in a strange, colorful world. The longer you're here, the more dark and twisted things you begin to notice. Will you be able to help your favorite characters, or will the darkness swallow you as well?

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