A book where Susan, Charles, Brian, Ashley, Hillary, and Kevin get themselves in stupid scenarios

A regular old fanfic!!

NOT FINISHED, CONTINUING SINCE JUNE/JULY 2025 As a new (And unwilling- We would hope) employee of the "brand new" Freddy Fazbender's pepperoneri, YOU, the reader, would decide with a faithful heart (You'd think.) To take full notice of the only virgin who will DIE a virgin at the function, AKA Matthew Virginia of the prize corner. Only phone-god knows what happens after this slip up, so read through and find out, my scary friend. . . Also heads up - I'm going to slightly base Matt off of not only his in-game persona, but the various stock images the unknowing actor of Matt provides to the sites ive gone to for these. :Thumbs up: pray for me.