dementedpsycho03
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'𝓐𝓷𝓭, 𝓸𝓱, 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭
𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮
𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓾𝓮
𝓦𝓮'𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓷 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀. '
'𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮, 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓘 𝓰𝓸, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮
𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮, 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓘 𝓻𝓾𝓷 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓻𝓸𝓪𝓭, 𝔂𝓸𝓾
𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮 '
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"𝑶𝒊 𝑩𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏! 𝑵𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌
𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒅. 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌."
"𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖
𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆?"
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Once upon a time, Elijah was a lost tired kid sleeping in a cardboard box.
Now he's crossing an ocean with his dad and Uncle B to coach an English football team.
Life's funny like that.
Years later, Elijah still finds it easier to say some things with his hands than his voice.
Then he meets Roy Kent.
Foul-mouthed. Loud. Permanently dressed for a funeral. The human embodiment of Oscar the Grouch with a sarcastic wit that rivals Elijah's own.
He's a