❝Lucifer is just upset because my cane is significantly better, his seems to be a bit too girthy. Perhaps he is compensating for something." "Like you'd know." "Can we please stop talking about my dad's dick?❞ • where alastor and lucifer fight over who is the better father to charlie. also available on ao3

A collection of stories of weird stuff that happened in my band class.

(Inspired by @RoseEryna ) In the land of insanity, there once was a king, sir mephone4 III. He was a bit lazy, but never really had any problems. But when the butler, mepad, and the jester, toilet announces that mephone has been Kidnapped to the kingdom, it's up to three OutKast that should go from zeros to hero's The three musketeers...are chaotic!