Why is No One Ever Whelmed?
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The Bat Adopts A Super!? ✔️ by Mae-chan13
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~COMPLETED~ The Justice League has formed as usual along with the Young Justice team the only difference? No one knows that the Bat and his many protégés exist at least not until they hear rumors of this Infamous Batman during a covert mission in the Bats Territory. Deciding to test out this myth and see if Gotham's Dark Knight actually exists they invite him to join the Justice League and after much convincing from his children he accepts the offer only to find that there's one young protégé who could use an escape from his very neglectful pseudo father. So what happens when the Bats Dad Mode is activated and he decides to adopt this young clone? Read to find out... ;) I don't own anything except for the Plot!! Dedicated to @Pantone_518 for giving me this wonderful idea I hope you enjoy it!
More Than Just A Prince by DarkAnonymousPest
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King Bruce of Gotham Kingdom and King Barry of Central Kingdom are trying to unite their kingdoms. King Bruce offers up his daughter Stephanie to be married to Prince Wallace of Central. Unfortunately there's a problem. Both of them have fallen in love with others.
Blood Ties by Blizzardwing47
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Deathstroke didn't have to. He really didn't have to. Finding a small black haired and blue eyed boy on the grimy streets of Gotham was never part of the plan. Taking him wasn't either. Raising him was out of the question. But here he was, Deathstroke the Terminator, raising a wisecracking apprentice who could simultaneously make the mercenary proud and get on his every nerve. Deathstroke trained the boy, trained him well. But something made him hesitate, something like fear. Deathstroke would never admit it, never out loud anyway, but in all his years of killing and living up to his name... he didn't want to lose that boy. Overprotective was never in Deathstrokes vocabulary, but this boy was different, he could work wonders. Disclaimer; I own nothing but the plot Reverse Batfam AU Renegade AU Court of Owls AU NOT SLADIN Also warning for violence, abuse, panic attacks in some chapters, increasing severity of angst as book continues, and a few mentions of rape and suicidal thoughts.
Traumatised by KarinMatthews
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A sequel to Violation( Wattpad has removed Violation for some reason, its still on fanfiction.net if you want to read it, link in bio). Even after Ivy and Bane were arrested, Dick hasn't been able to get the itching feeling from his skin. To escape the trauma of what happened, he dons the mask and leaves Gotham. But the fear starts to sink beneath the mask. When his life beings to spiral, an unexpected hand holds him up. A villain broke him, maybe a villain can fix him. Mature themes - self-harm and sexual assault. Please note I am not a medical professional, so please do not look to me for medical advice. Cover art by Amelia Snow Previous rankings #1 - daddybats #1 - sleeplaralysis #1- fatherfigure #1 - apprenticeship #1 - Slade
It Comes With the Cape by ninjanerd1001
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Life as a Robin ain't easy. People constantly try to kidnap you or use you as leverage or get a king's ransom for you or just get in your head. Not a good time. It was entirely a book of kidnapping, but now it's just general one-shots of the lives of Bruce Wayne's adoptees (and biological children) being the hard knock life. 1. Random Joker thing that I'm not proud of (with smol Robin!Dick) 2 & 3. Buncha rich boys on a yacht (ish) (parts 1 and 2) 4. Smol Civilian Dick gets kidnapped and is grumpy about it 5. Robin!Tim gets captured and sold by some guy to be killed. It's anticlimactic 6. Robin!Tim needs sleep 7. Civilian Damian joins in the fun 8. They kidnappin' everyone up in here 9. Fear gas 10. Robin!Tim Guest starring the Sirens 11. Civilian Dami gets kidnapped, Red Robin Tim screws up, Red Hood Jason screws around 12. Civilian!Tim Kidnap-ception (plus a birthday) 13. Truth serum 14. Tim gets the big ouch
No Nuance November by mjc0604199
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Every day for the month of November I posted a different Batfam oneshot. Enjoy.
Jason's son  by Daughterofthebatfam
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Jason's drunken one night stand turns into something much more complicated after he has a villians baby. Now that said villian knows he had a kid, he'll stop at nothing to find him. Even if it means killing Jason to do so. Jason loves Rider more then anything in the world and would give anything to protect him. Even if it means leaving him with the family he hasn't talked to in years. luckily for him, Alfred's pretty good with babies. What will Bruce do when he finds out Jason's in trouble and that he has a grandson? And what will he do when he finds out who Riders other father is? . . . . The bat boys are all around the same age in this one. Ships and pairings will appear later in the story. . Dick - 23 Jason - 21 Stephanie - 20 Tim - 20 Cassandra - 18 Damian - 17 Rider - 4months.
I Hid It For A Reason by CrimsonRed_Writes
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Batfam social media by Kent-n-Wayne
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title says it all All credits to broosepayne and a few others on tumblr
Behind the Mask by AlexSkywalker
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A Batman/Young Justice fanfiction. After an unfortunate run-in with an organization called Cadmus, someone is out to kidnap Robin and will seemingly stop at nothing to get him. Their reason? Unknown. Their intentions? Deadly. Story is full written - will post chapters periodically. Sequel in progress.