I am Harleen Quinzel, most of you know me as Harley Quinn, and well that's how I know myself now but it wasn't always like that, no, it was only when things started to get bad at home that this maniac came out and I couldn't do anything about it, not to my knowledge anyway. I just had to accept it... This is my story, the true story about how I became Harley Quinn. -------------- This is my version of how Harleen Quinzel became Harley Quinn, sorry if you don't like it just experimenting, I hope you do out there for all you Mistah J lovers out there, see you later Puddin'!

Dating the Joker (especially the hot, Heath Ledger-type Joker) is a dream of many Batman fangirls (me! ME!!!!!! But only if I can't have The Scarecrow, a la Batman Begins\Cillian Murphy's sexy-psychatrist Dr. Crane, who makes glasses hotter than abs). We all wish we were Maggie Gyllenhaal at Bruce's party when Heath calls her beautiful. It's creepy, yes, but sooooo hot! Well, dating the Joker is no double-chocolate cake. Take it from Harley Quinn, who's getting nothing back from her man. But yet she's still willing to risk everything for him...I never said I understood love!

Josie Jacobs just graduated from NYU. She moves back to the small Georgia town where she grew up. She develops a relationship with a certain redneck. She quickly discovers that it isn't easy caring about Daryl Dixon