"I'm gonna stick my dick in the vending machine" - SaltyDKdan, on his fortnite stream that's happening as this fic is being amde im sorry

paster loves salt but salt man loves someone else what the fuck (note this is a fanfiction about their little avatars so u cant sue me)

THIS IS A JOKE DONT KILL ME

Ok so a couple months ago I made this AU where salty and his friends meet their evil counterparts so I made it into a fanfic to explain more of the lore, I am cringe.. but I am free. Update: Rewrite coming in early 2024!