A series involving the havoc duo (Parrot and Spoke). ~ Parrot was torn apart. He had to choose between his friend Ro and Spoke. He had to think of a way to be on both sides. But then he heard some kind music which brought back some old memories. ~ Enjoy :D

Hello dear person reading this desc! welcome to " Lifesteal Smp Oneshots! " In this book you will find many Ships and Duos pls enjoy! ( No nsfw just no. )

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What happens on the Deadliest Minecraft Smp - the Lifesteal smp when they are not fighting wars. These are light hearted one shots including prank wars, funny competition, and much more Cover art by: @Its_Difu

Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)

hello I'm making my view on this person's story i have gotten permission to have a go at it so go read their book the person: #TherapyNotFound lets get started

this is what a friend requested yes a friend definitely isn't an excuse don't ship them in real life this is a very gay story so if you are homophobic then don't read I appreciate comments I don't write much of lifesteal so I'm sorry if I'm bad I hope you enjoy it is a day like any other just people picking fights but what happens when a mysterious person has broken into the server with one goal to kill everyone that branzy loves what does branzy do even when he cant trust reality 620th in Kevin(3/06/23)

𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒//𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐙𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐒𝐌𝐏𝐒 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐌𝐏 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐙𝐚𝐦. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞? 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲. 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡? 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐛𝐞

the ship is known as things like the funhouse duo, clownzy, etc !! I respect their boundaries so please tell me if anything is to far !!

i am cringe but at least I'm still writing !! IF CLOWN AND BRANZY AREN'T COMFORTABLE BEING SHIPPED I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN !! Branzy had a new neighbor that just moved today,Branzy meets a person named Clown Peirce. Branzy was a famous but not famous person in school,clown ends up unrolling to Branzy's highschool. He slowly falls for clown and... Highest rankings : 5/8/23 #branzy = top 2 (6/3/23) #lifestealsmp = top 1 #rekrap = top 2 #ashwagg = top 2 #iwillalwaysloveyou = top 3 New: #parrot = top 8 #clownzy = top 5 #iambored = top 4