Tolkein, now trusted by his parents to go by himself, invites his friends to the summer resort that his family travels to every year. He decides to bring along seven of his friends, under the requirement that they must all pair up and share a room... Cut to Craig Tucker, a seemingly apathetic boy who in all reality, secretly does give a shit. Having no one else left, he is forced into pairing up with Tweek, a boy who can't seem to keep his chill. Sharing a room with some guy he barely knows isn't really that big of a deal...That is unless there is a shortage of beds for PLOT CONVENIENCE. Just when they thought it couldn't get any more awkward, something unsuspecting happens...After an accidental first kiss between the two of them, these assholes begin to see each other in a whole different light. Will Craig and Tweek actually be able to make it through the summer? It all depends on whether or not they can handle the embarrassments to come... Art on cover made by yours truly.

A lot of things can be done in 15 days. Getting someone to like you in that amount of time? Is it possible? (Both are 16 in this!!!)

this is kinda a harem of tweek it's gonna be great (( ps to any one who reads most of the first half of chapters are weird to read at the time I had gotten so used to using different ways to say I know and cause or even got to go in phone slang so please don't stop reading because of it, it does get better and eventually I got back to writing like a normal person instead of an idiot so If you don't understand it please just google it))

❗️SMUT AND YAOI WARNING ❗️ This is my First Story ever ;-;

Craig wasn't the best in the love game. His best friend decides, "Why not hire a Maid? You might find a nice hot girl!" Little did they know, Craig got a surprise he wasn't expecting.

"Tell me pretty lies Look me in the face Tell me that you love me Even if it's fake Cause I don't fucking care at all."

These are just oneshots about one of my favorite ships from Southpark 🌈

Request are open, Cover/any photos in this are not mine, unless I say so at the top of the Chapter. I don't own any of the characters, they belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. One last thing and you can go, I won't be adding any o.c. just people from the south park universe. Okay enjoy the show~ ♡

Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER

Kenny has a fat crush on butters, normally Kenny wouldn't care and would even shoot his shot. but this time cartmen got involved before Kenny got the chance. - hopefully Kyle and Stan come together to help their poor friend. - tw for swearing and shit, death cause yk obviously - butters x kenny Stan x Kyle Craig x tweek