(WARNING: RATED SPG. SENSUAL READ. Not suitable for minors and sensitive minds.) Xavier Yuchengco - billionaire extraordinaire, gorgeous CEO of UNB, untamed and elusive as a bull, was at the height of his success, and was having the time of his life when suddenly hit by a midlife crisis. Nagising na lamang siya isang araw na may kakaiba sa kanya. To his utter horror, he lost his usual vigor to bang even the hottest woman on Earth, thus, putting a bitter end to his womanizing ways. He was a perennial playboy and suffering from impotence was a hardcore karma to him. Nadagdagan pa ang problema niya nang magsimulang ungutan siya ng apo ng sakiting ina. Kailangan na raw niyang mag-asawa at magkaroon ng pamilya bago man lang daw ito pumanaw. Desperate to find cure to his epic erectile problem, and grant his mother's wish, he paid a one whole page ad in the Daily Newspaper that reads: BANKING MAGNATE, LOOKING FOR A WIFE TO BEAR HIM AN HEIR. ONLY LOVELY, HOT WOMEN WITH MATERNAL INSTINCTS NEED APPLY. Absurd idea, yeah, he knew that, but desperate problems call for desperate measures, too. But his desperate stint seemed a messy failure when all of the hot, lovely women who poured at his doorstep to apply to his ad did not do a thing to excite his still sleeping junior down. He was ready to ditch the idea and seek medical help when a last minute applicant popped in his office, and took his breath away. And for just a split second, he was sporting the hardest boner he ever had in his life. Right at that moment, he knew that he was redeemed! For a while, things seemed to be working perfectly fine. He got back his voracious sexual appetite, secured a wife, and started raising a happy family. Pero bigla na lamang nawala ang anghel na inaakala niyang makakasama niya habambuhay. At sa kauna-unahang pagkakataon ay nadurog ang puso niya.

Blake Monteverde is a living proof that prince does still exist. He is the ideal boyfriend every teenage girl could dream of. He's the man every lady wishes to date. And he is the husband every woman aspires to marry. He's handsome, intelligent, cool and above all a sole heir of a billion-peso worth company. His elite status gives him the impression of being unapproachable, snob and arrogant. But one day his luxurious life turned into chaos when a carefree, energetic and a martial art expert woman showed up. She volunteered to become his bodyguard but as days went on, he fell in her unique charm...only to find out that she's an undercover police officer who's only using him as a bait to capture a notorious kidnapping syndicate.

Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you. -Maddison Fuentabella Ford

yup, yup, yup! ituloy natin ang palaisipan, kwento, at sagutan =) walang right or wrong answer dito. sabi ko nga, it all depends on your interpretation ;-) so ganito lang yan guys & gals, you have to read the entire story, then explain the ending. connect the dots. clarify what happened. madali lang, da ba? these are not your typical riddles na short and straight to the point. these are long and winding riddles, o, sa madaling salita eh sali-saliwa, nakakalito, at buhol buhol na parang bituka ng manok. gusto ko kasi laging may kwento =) this is a test of your twisted-ness. kung hindi ka twisted, you'll find the stories offensive and disgusting. if you're squeamish and easily shocked or overwhelmed, please do not push the 'Start Reading' button! If you do not appreciate rude and satirical humor, please refrain from turning the pages of this work. this is not a feel-good piece. you've been warned. ***book cover is not mine *** the whole book is available at https://stories-on-the-go.myshopify.com. salamat po :)

CASSIE&NICK